January 10, 2018
1). Why couldn’t the atheist find an angel?
Answer: He didn’t have a prayer.
2). What was the broom-riding extraterrestrial attempting?
Answer: Flying sorcery.
3). What effect did the clairvoyant have on the skeptic?
Answer: He made her psychic to her stomach.
4). How is studying a volcano like researching Mr. Spock’s sci-fi homeland?
Answer: Either makes one a Vulcanologist.
5). When Pope Francis termed the Turin Shroud an “icon” (work of art) rather than “relic” (genuine burial cloth), did he really know the difference?
Answer: Is the pope Catholic?
6). How did the New Ager use quantum mechanics to support belief in psychic phenomena?
Answer: He made a quantum leap of faith.
7). What expression would you use if you actually encountered Australia’s fabled man-beast?
8). A “memory” of an unidentified past life would be called what?
Answer: A deja who?
9). The cryptozoologist seeking a low-budget project, decided to look for what cryptid?
Answer: The cheap-acabra.
10). What might the head of a declining New Age business say if its Czechoslovakian-born mail sorter fell into a letter bin?
Answer: “The Czech is in the mail.”