The ABCs of UFOtos

March 26, 2009

UFO over Lake Tahoe, CA

Here in   Hollywood , the dazzling special effects industry is big business. But impressive images don’t always involve the hi-tech computer wizardry they use in movies like Batman, Spiderman, Iron Man, whatever ... Pac Man.

For instance in   Star Wars: Return of the Jedi , one of the background   spaceships you see in the film was actually an old tennis shoe. If George Lucas can use a tennis shoe, the objects in shots people send me of UFOs over a lake in Wisconsin or above the Grand Canyon could be anything too. They are unidentified, after all.

But many of the people who come across these real spaceships are convinced that   they could not be faked . Could not be faked? Au contraire, my little green friend. Believable photos of alien ships can and are being faked all the time. How do I know this? I’m one of the people faking them.

See, a little do-it-yourself fakery goes a long way toward understanding what these other hoaxers might be up to.

In that spirit, I’d like to give you, dear reader, the ABC’s of how to snap a picture of your own UFO suitable for framing. Do try this at home - it’s   easier than it looks.

There are heaps of different ways to fake a picture of a UFO, but my approach is cheap, simple to assemble, and the pictures look different every time. You don’t have to build anything, it won’t cost you much, and your whole UFO kit will only be a few items that are small and easy to carry.

Start with the plastic lid from a Mr. Coffee pot or similar brand. Borrow it from your coffeemaker at home, or get one for a buck at a thrift shop. Then buy a spool of invisible thread from a store that sells sewing supplies. Even Wal-Mart carries it. String, fishing line and regular thread are too fat and more likely to show up on film, so make sure you get the thinnest invisible thread you can find. It only has to hold up a lid that weighs a few ounces.

Now turn the lid upside down so that the little cone in the lid where the coffee drips into is pointing up. Insert the thread through the top of the cone and tape the end into a small wad. The wad will prevent the thread from pulling back up through the lid, and the little cone will hide the wad. You with me?

You now have a coffee lid dangling by a thread, but it will probably be tilted at a bad angle because the lids are not balanced. So if you want your UFO to look like it’s flying level, you can tape a nickel to the top of the lid to help balance it. Putting it on top hides it from the camera too.

Tie the UFO to a long pole or to the branch of a tree, and try to get at least 8 or 10 feet away from it when you take the picture. Make sure there is nothing between the camera and the UFO - like a branch or a leaf - that can help reveal its true scale. A small object a short distance away from a camera is often indistinguishable from a large object far away.

Even the invisible thread can pick up a glint of sunlight, so try to shoot the pictures on a day with gray skies. They hide the thread the best.

Use any camera—digital or film- even disposables. If the lens is adjustable, be sure to set it on infinity.

The Mr. Coffee-lid-as-a-spaceship might sound hokey, but if you’ve never studied its shape, you might be surprised how its tabs and hooks photograph from different angles. People regularly see a fuselage, thrusters, wings - even the Starship Enterprise—in this coffeepot lid. I love that.

By the way, the point of all this isn’t to fool people into believing there are UFOs flying over Hollywood, though you certainly could - and that   has been done. I just want to demonstrate how easy it is to shoot these pictures. UFO enthusiasts insist on the authenticity of their pet ufo photos and say they can’t be faked. They can.

We don’t have to replicate every single extraordinary image to prove that images can be manipulated. My collection of interstellar coffee pot lids is proof enough.

I guarantee that anyone who shoots a few phony UFOs himself will probably be a little less excited the next time a tennis shoe flies over the Grand Canyon. See my full UFO collection at   http://hollywoodrealitycheck.com/

To hear SETI’s "Are We Alone" podcast containing this piece see the link below…

 

Comments:

#1 NMTony on Saturday March 28, 2009 at 8:43pm

Cool info, Jim.  I can’t wait to try this and use it on my 8th grade student, then tell them how it’s done and to be skeptical of all those UFO pics.  Thanks for the idea!

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#4 Cornell Frauenhandys (Guest) on Saturday April 04, 2009 at 7:32pm

When I was a teenager, my brother and I were also fond of making fake UFO photographs. We also hang a bottle lid with a thread and shoot photographs the way you do, too. Our little brother is always amazed because we made him believe that we actually captured a real UFO in the photo.

Regards,
Cornell Frauenhandys

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