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Posted: 22 February 2008 07:20 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Virgin Mary pretzel bidding at $10,500 on eBay, and climbing

A DJ for Eugene rock station KFLY is thinking people will actually cough up money for anything with a Virgin Mary image. He might be right. After all, a grilled cheese sandwich Virgin Mary went for $28,000 on eBay in 2004.

A Virgin Mary pretzel he put on eBay yesterday was already fetching $10,950 early this afternoon. There is also what appears to be a dubious bid of $1.1 million by someone with no history of bidding in the last month, unlike the bidder at $10,950 who has purchased or bid on a variety of items. The bidding closes March 1. Shipping is free.

I told my wife we she needs to carve a Virgin Mary reverse likeness into one of our cast-iron frying pans. She suggested we hold our puppy over the carpet when he pees so we get a Virgin Mary pee stain, then we can sell the house for $3 million.

Shhh. Don’t tell anyone. My wife may be on to something. If people will pay $10k+ for a #@&**%! pretzel we should be able to retire on a blessed house.

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Posted: 22 February 2008 07:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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fotobits - 22 February 2008 07:20 PM

If people will pay $10k+ for a #@&**%! pretzel we should be able to retire on a blessed house.

LOL

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Posted: 25 February 2008 07:25 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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The title of your thread cracked me right up before I even peeked in LOL .

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Posted: 04 April 2008 06:54 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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All I can say is that it better taste damned good.

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