example: [b:800ebe9e18]Welcome congregation!  We would like to say Happy birthday to Edith...she’s 85 years old today![/b:800ebe9e18]

So, shouldn’t her age count actually begin 9 months earlier?

Happy Conception Day! 

Bright side: We could be nine months closer to retirement.

(discuss)

Good point; it shows a certain mis-correlation.

Geez, I just became a year older. 

It’s a good thing they didn’t decide that life began when the parents began producing ova and sperm as teen agers.

Occam

Hey, if I’m really nine months older, then that means that I’m 21 now…

and THAT means I go legally drink!

That’s one I’m going to HAVE to try at my local grocery store… EVERYONE here is really conservative! It just might work!