http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2011/02/17/dr-god-md

God regularly performs my pap tests. He doesn’t even need to use a speculum.

C

The funny thing about those pictures, is that I have relatives I could send them to, who would never even suspect they were making fun of religion!

Oh wow….............

I’ve got a better prescription

Every morning, pour yourself a big glass of STFU
upon arrival at work, take a hearty dose of reality
every hour take an IQ-assistance suppository, and follow with a shot of whiskey
when you get home, pour yourself another shot - you need it
and dont forget to take 2 laxitives before bed (to help with all that backed up belief)

call me in the morning

missmac - 19 February 2011 06:24 AM

Oh wow….............

I’ve got a better prescription

Every morning, pour yourself a big glass of STFU
upon arrival at work, take a hearty dose of reality
every hour take an IQ-assistance suppository, and follow with a shot of whiskey
when you get home, pour yourself another shot - you need it
and dont forget to take 2 laxitives before bed (to help with all that backed up belief)

call me in the morning

You forgot to add syrup of ipecac…. vomiting has to be good for something.

asanta - 19 February 2011 12:32 PM

missmac - 19 February 2011 06:24 AM

Oh wow….............

I’ve got a better prescription

Every morning, pour yourself a big glass of STFU
upon arrival at work, take a hearty dose of reality
every hour take an IQ-assistance suppository, and follow with a shot of whiskey
when you get home, pour yourself another shot - you need it
and dont forget to take 2 laxitives before bed (to help with all that backed up belief)

call me in the morning

You forgot to add syrup of ipecac…. vomiting has to be good for something.

It’s great for ruining those posters.

C

And for determining who gets the last piece of pie in the fridge.

Oh but of course!

gotta cleanse the soul

and WOW I totally forgot about that episode - I literally just LOL’d

that made my day

I thought those images were just beautiful.  You know, I gotta confess here, before I visit a doctor I like to say just a little prayer for God to guide the doctors and nurses, and to protect my health.    It’s worked every time. 

And I pray that the world doesn’t end today, that God will bless the Pres., that God will bless the babies, bless the USA and Canada too and all the rest, that the Sun will rise again with its life-giving warmth, that the good people of the world will come to understand the romanticized version of God where he’s all about love and beauty and other ideas that can not be tested and so are safe from skeptical examination.    And so the people can know in their hearts, instead of their heads, which counts equally well as any empiricism.  Ah-men.  Bless you all and those who made that web site too.

I wonder if the artists could make some romanticized skeptical ideas?  You know, use romance for good purposes for a change.