Dr. God, M.D.
Posted: 18 February 2011 07:14 PM   [ Ignore ]
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http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2011/02/17/dr-god-md

God regularly performs my pap tests. He doesn’t even need to use a speculum.


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“You can tell me that it’s gospel but I know that it’s only church.”

Tom Waits

“I take a simple view of life. It is keep your eyes open and get on with it.”

Laurence Sterne

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Posted: 18 February 2011 09:22 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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The funny thing about those pictures, is that I have relatives I could send them to, who would never even suspect they were making fun of religion! shut eye

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Church; where sheep congregate to worship a zombie on a stick that turns into a cracker on Sundays…

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Posted: 19 February 2011 06:24 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Oh wow….............

I’ve got a better prescription

Every morning, pour yourself a big glass of STFU
upon arrival at work, take a hearty dose of reality
every hour take an IQ-assistance suppository, and follow with a shot of whiskey
when you get home, pour yourself another shot - you need it
and dont forget to take 2 laxitives before bed (to help with all that backed up belief)


call me in the morning

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“Gods don’t kill people. People with Gods kill people.”

– David Viaene

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Posted: 19 February 2011 12:32 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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missmac - 19 February 2011 06:24 AM

Oh wow….............

I’ve got a better prescription

Every morning, pour yourself a big glass of STFU
upon arrival at work, take a hearty dose of reality
every hour take an IQ-assistance suppository, and follow with a shot of whiskey
when you get home, pour yourself another shot - you need it
and dont forget to take 2 laxitives before bed (to help with all that backed up belief)


call me in the morning

You forgot to add syrup of ipecac…. vomiting has to be good for something.

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Church; where sheep congregate to worship a zombie on a stick that turns into a cracker on Sundays…

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Posted: 19 February 2011 12:38 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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asanta - 19 February 2011 12:32 PM
missmac - 19 February 2011 06:24 AM

Oh wow….............

I’ve got a better prescription

Every morning, pour yourself a big glass of STFU
upon arrival at work, take a hearty dose of reality
every hour take an IQ-assistance suppository, and follow with a shot of whiskey
when you get home, pour yourself another shot - you need it
and dont forget to take 2 laxitives before bed (to help with all that backed up belief)


call me in the morning

You forgot to add syrup of ipecac…. vomiting has to be good for something.


It’s great for ruining those posters. smile

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Tom Waits

“I take a simple view of life. It is keep your eyes open and get on with it.”

Laurence Sterne

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Posted: 19 February 2011 12:40 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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And for determining who gets the last piece of pie in the fridge.

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“In the end nature is horrific and teaches us nothing.” -Mutual of Omicron

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Posted: 19 February 2011 06:06 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Oh but of course!

gotta cleanse the soul wink

and WOW I totally forgot about that episode - I literally just LOL’d

that made my day smile

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Posted: 26 February 2011 08:45 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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I thought those images were just beautiful.  You know, I gotta confess here, before I visit a doctor I like to say just a little prayer for God to guide the doctors and nurses, and to protect my health.  smile  It’s worked every time.  cool smile

And I pray that the world doesn’t end today, that God will bless the Pres., that God will bless the babies, bless the USA and Canada too and all the rest, that the Sun will rise again with its life-giving warmth, that the good people of the world will come to understand the romanticized version of God where he’s all about love and beauty and other ideas that can not be tested and so are safe from skeptical examination.  smile  And so the people can know in their hearts, instead of their heads, which counts equally well as any empiricism.  Ah-men.  Bless you all and those who made that web site too.

I wonder if the artists could make some romanticized skeptical ideas?  You know, use romance for good purposes for a change.

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