Trump Undecided About What Stupid Shit to Say Next
Posted: 06 May 2011 10:55 AM   [ Ignore ]
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Trump Undecided About What Stupid Shit to Say Next
Longest Period of Speechlessness on Record, Experts Say


NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – With the public’s attention focused on the death of Osama bin Laden, billionaire Donald Trump huddled with advisors for the second straight day to try to decide what stupid shit to say next.

“The bin Laden thing has definitely stolen the headlines from Donald,” said close associate and advisor Tracy Klugian.  “The only way he can grab them back is by doing what he does best: saying something really fucked up.”

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Posted: 06 May 2011 10:58 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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As Jon Stewart already said the other night, I hope Trump runs in 2012. Please, please, please…

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Posted: 06 May 2011 11:28 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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George - 06 May 2011 10:58 AM

As Jon Stewart already said the other night, I hope Trump runs in 2012. Please, please, please…

Almost too good to be true. But really, what GOP candidate is to be taken seriously? Trump just keeps it obvious.

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Posted: 06 May 2011 11:32 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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traveler - 06 May 2011 11:28 AM

But really, what GOP candidate is to be taken seriously?

I like Condoleezza Rice—but she won’t run.

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Posted: 06 May 2011 02:55 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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For a moment, I figured this must be from The Onion.  If he would run, then we could chant “Dump the Trump!” as an homage to 1968’s “Dump the Hump!”

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Posted: 06 May 2011 06:08 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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George - 06 May 2011 10:58 AM

As Jon Stewart already said the other night, I hope Trump runs in 2012. Please, please, please…

His campaign slogan could be, “We shall overcomb!”

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Posted: 07 May 2011 03:28 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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I lke that, Cmb.  smile

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Posted: 07 May 2011 09:15 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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He’ll come up with something!

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Posted: 09 May 2011 01:42 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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It’d be nice if politicians were to run on just their own capabilities and the leadership they brought to the table. However I suppose that doesn’t win elections.

Trump probably would have had more respect running on his own past accomplishments.
What idiot advisers are advising him?

Well, I guess he’s the one who both picked them and continues to listen to them.
Is that telling?

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Posted: 09 May 2011 06:30 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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And don’t forget that he didn’t start out from zero.  He inherited 400 million.

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Posted: 09 May 2011 07:05 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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Well, I guess he’s the one who both picked them and continues to listen to them.
Is that telling?

Could be. The man was never really on my radar screen to begin with. Occasionally, he’s worth listening to, but more when he sticks to those things that he understands like running a business. However, when he started spewing that “Birther” crap, I stopped paying attention.

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Posted: 10 May 2011 08:48 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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Comedy Central might have to do a second Donald Trump roast because he is generating too much roast worthy material to ignore.  The White House correspondents dinner was practically another Donald Trump roast.

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