Trump Undecided About What Stupid Shit to Say Next
Longest Period of Speechlessness on Record, Experts Say
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – With the public’s attention focused on the death of Osama bin Laden, billionaire Donald Trump huddled with advisors for the second straight day to try to decide what stupid shit to say next.
“The bin Laden thing has definitely stolen the headlines from Donald,” said close associate and advisor Tracy Klugian. “The only way he can grab them back is by doing what he does best: saying something really fucked up.”
It’d be nice if politicians were to run on just their own capabilities and the leadership they brought to the table. However I suppose that doesn’t win elections.
Trump probably would have had more respect running on his own past accomplishments.
What idiot advisers are advising him?
Well, I guess he’s the one who both picked them and continues to listen to them.
Is that telling?
Well, I guess he’s the one who both picked them and continues to listen to them.
Is that telling?
Could be. The man was never really on my radar screen to begin with. Occasionally, he’s worth listening to, but more when he sticks to those things that he understands like running a business. However, when he started spewing that “Birther” crap, I stopped paying attention.
Comedy Central might have to do a second Donald Trump roast because he is generating too much roast worthy material to ignore. The White House correspondents dinner was practically another Donald Trump roast.
