Well, the rapture is here and… we made it! Congratulations to all of you, we are the chosen few of the Bible!
We know that you skeptics haven’t been devout and pious, we can look around and see no horror, no seven horsemen, no apocalypse, or any nastiness… therefore this is it people! This is Heaven! We made it! We don’t have to suffer the pains of the others! We are the chosen few because despite how undevout as you have been, you were still chosen!!!!! This is Heaven on Earth.
Now everyone invite the profits here, and lets talk it out. They’ll be nervous, confused, and looking for answers by now. That video was right on top if it. I’m more interested in the followers, than in false profit Camping, without those followers supporting him, he’d be nothing. Calenders aren’t about math and astronomy, they’re about astrology and the psychics, right?
See you next year, don’t forget that the Mayan calender wasn’t made as a perpetual calender, it ends soon. Doubters wonder if the Icelandic volcano is the start of the profit’s vindication, beware skeptics.