I was in the middle of fixing my lunch today when I noticed a strange shape appearing on my tortilla! I looked closer in amazement and I realized that it was [b:9d6eac860e]JESUS[/b:9d6eac860e]!! He was confirming Himself to me with a magical miracle! I rushed back to my bedroom, grabbed my trusty Kodak digital camera, and prepared to capture the Kodak Moment of a lifetime! Glory! This is the glorious image that the Lard allowed me to capture of Him:
I praze the [b:9d6eac860e]LARD[/b:9d6eac860e] for choosing me to shower His blessings upon today! Glory!