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Posted: 02 October 2011 01:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 31 ]
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Take your pick.

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Posted: 02 October 2011 01:47 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 32 ]
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traveler - 01 October 2011 06:41 AM
keithprosser2 - 01 October 2011 06:18 AM

Why does God bother to have us live all? 

Why does the tooth fairy leave a dollar rather than a quarter?

A DOLLAR? I was gypped! That darn tooth fairy only left me dimes! I received a quarter for my front teeth though. I figure it owes me a couple of dollars plus interest!!

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Posted: 02 October 2011 01:48 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 33 ]
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I’d rather go to Valhalla, where you can drink wine all day and make love. The Norse really knew how to make an attractive afterlife!  tongue laugh

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Posted: 02 October 2011 02:25 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 34 ]
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asanta - 02 October 2011 01:48 PM

I’d rather go to Valhalla, where you can drink wine all day and make love. The Norse really knew how to make an attractive afterlife!  tongue laugh

Yep, play dungeons and dragons everyday of the afterlife… cheese

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Posted: 02 October 2011 02:27 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 35 ]
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The tears we shed on earth will be diamonds in heaven…. cheese

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Posted: 02 October 2011 03:39 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 36 ]
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Gee, the people with severe allergies must really have it made in heaven.  LOL

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Posted: 02 October 2011 03:51 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 37 ]
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Occam. - 02 October 2011 03:39 PM

Gee, the people with severe allergies must really have it made in heaven.  LOL

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Great, I’ll stop getting my shots.

...Oh, wait, I’m not going there.

Because there is no there there!

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Posted: 02 October 2011 03:59 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 38 ]
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Right, and besides, according to the mythology, material wealth is of no importance there.

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Posted: 02 October 2011 04:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 39 ]
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Occam. - 02 October 2011 03:59 PM

Right, and besides, according to the mythology, material wealth is of no importance there.

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I wonder if in heaven diamonds are a girl’s best friend…. gotta have something to entice them to give up their virginity…. cheese

p.s. the number of virgins in heaven will always remain 40. All others that came later were no longer virgins and the virgins that are there now refuse to give up their virginity. That’s why we can promise an eternity of 40 virgins available (but not touchable).... cheese

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Posted: 03 October 2011 12:35 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 40 ]
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Write4U - 02 October 2011 04:18 PM
Occam. - 02 October 2011 03:59 PM

Right, and besides, according to the mythology, material wealth is of no importance there.

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I wonder if in heaven diamonds are a girl’s best friend…. gotta have something to entice them to give up their virginity…. cheese

p.s. the number of virgins in heaven will always remain 40. All others that came later were no longer virgins and the virgins that are there now refuse to give up their virginity. That’s why we can promise an eternity of 40 virgins available (but not touchable).... cheese

Doesn’t matter, no sex in heaven, only groveling at the feet of god(s)... zipper

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Posted: 03 October 2011 06:06 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 41 ]
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asanta - 03 October 2011 12:35 AM
Write4U - 02 October 2011 04:18 PM
Occam. - 02 October 2011 03:59 PM

Right, and besides, according to the mythology, material wealth is of no importance there.

Occam

I wonder if in heaven diamonds are a girl’s best friend…. gotta have something to entice them to give up their virginity…. cheese

p.s. the number of virgins in heaven will always remain 40. All others that came later were no longer virgins and the virgins that are there now refuse to give up their virginity. That’s why we can promise an eternity of 40 virgins available (but not touchable).... cheese

Doesn’t matter, no sex in heaven, only groveling at the feet of god(s)... zipper

kinky… cheese

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Posted: 03 October 2011 06:38 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 42 ]
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Write4U - 03 October 2011 06:06 AM
asanta - 03 October 2011 12:35 AM
Write4U - 02 October 2011 04:18 PM
Occam. - 02 October 2011 03:59 PM

Right, and besides, according to the mythology, material wealth is of no importance there.

Occam

I wonder if in heaven diamonds are a girl’s best friend…. gotta have something to entice them to give up their virginity…. cheese

p.s. the number of virgins in heaven will always remain 40. All others that came later were no longer virgins and the virgins that are there now refuse to give up their virginity. That’s why we can promise an eternity of 40 virgins available (but not touchable).... cheese

Doesn’t matter, no sex in heaven, only groveling at the feet of god(s)... zipper

kinky… cheese

Not if they are not groveling at YOUR feet!! smile then it’s just sad…if not pathetic.

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Posted: 03 October 2011 11:57 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 43 ]
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p.s. the number of virgins in heaven will always remain 40. All others that came later were no longer virgins and the virgins that are there now refuse to give up their virginity. That’s why we can promise an eternity of 40 virgins available (but not touchable).... 

Wait a minute!  Revelations ch7 reveals that there will be 144,000 virgin MALES in heaven and only forty virgin females to go around? That’s a lot of guys not getting their just due. Are there surrogates available? Heaven’s not fair!  mad

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Posted: 04 October 2011 12:17 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 44 ]
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thevillageathiest - 03 October 2011 11:57 AM

p.s. the number of virgins in heaven will always remain 40. All others that came later were no longer virgins and the virgins that are there now refuse to give up their virginity. That’s why we can promise an eternity of 40 virgins available (but not touchable).... 

Wait a minute!  Revelations ch7 reveals that there will be 144,000 virgin MALES in heaven and only forty virgin females to go around? That’s a lot of guys not getting their just due. Are there surrogates available? Heaven’s not fair!  mad

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Maybe they’re all gay (won’t Fred Phelps be surprised).

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Posted: 04 October 2011 02:31 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 45 ]
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So would his new placard read “No fags in heaven”?  LOL

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