Inspired by a post by John76 in this thread.

So I was thinking about compiling a list of the Top Ten Things to Do in Heaven. Please help me develop this list. For those that do, you shall receive a crown of life. Others shall be cast into the outer darkness, where there is weeping and gnashing of teeth. 

10. Make some cool jewelry from pieces of pavement.

9. Ask Noah why the hell he didn’t swat both mosquitoes when he had the chance.

8. ???

10. Play the harp;
9. play the harp;
8. play the harp;
7. play the harp;
6. play the harp;
5. play the harp;
4. play the harp;
3. play the harp;
2. play the harp; and
1. play the harp.

Hey, I actually play the harp! Can I get a gig in heaven?

This was an episode of Star Trek Voyager.  One of the ‘Q’ wanted to commit suicide because being immortal was hopelessly boring.

7. I’ll go with “Creative Suicide Theme Park”

thevillageathiest - 20 October 2011 11:14 AM

Hey, I actually play the harp! Can I get a gig in heaven?

If you get to heaven, you’ll have no choice. Everyone plays the harp in heaven: for ever and ever. 

BTW, I love the harp. Calms me down.

john76 - 20 October 2011 11:22 AM

7. I’ll go with “Creative Suicide Theme Park”

I wouldn’t mind hanging out on the beach drinking a Margherita.

While my 72 virgins wait on me hand and foot.

:D

whoa whoa whoa, this is heaven, buddy, not jannah

Make sure those aren’t 72 grapes D. Remember that pesky mis-translation!

Cap’t Jack

It would depend on which heaven, wouldn’t it?  Maybe you could visit each one.

First thing I’m going to do is take a dip in the milkshake pool, and then visit the Lesbian Cloud. Perhaps I can convince them to clean the milkshake off of me… I just hope the rumors about flapjacks being evil and not allowed in heaven aren’t true.

It would depend on which heaven, wouldn’t it?  Maybe you could visit each one.

If there are 7 levels in hell shouldn’t there be the same in heaven too?

Cap’t Jack

Maybe you could visit each one.

Nope.  It’s all been worked out that if you qualify for one heaven you can’t qualify for any of the others.  It’s more or less a straight choice between a harp or 72 virgins.  It either plucking or f… something that rhymes with plucking, anyway.

Rollingfish - 20 October 2011 02:45 PM

I wouldn’t mind hanging out on the beach drinking a Margherita.

While my 72 virgins wait on me hand and foot.

:D

Robin Williams had a thing or two to say about that

Everyone plays the harp in heaven: for ever and ever.

So much for it being Heaven. Sounds more like the Other Place!!!!!!!!

I have to wonder if a endless life would be hell?