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Top Ten ways to spend eternity in Heaven
Posted: 23 October 2011 04:57 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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I will indulge in all the pleasure heaven has in store for like an eon (a day to God), then start a rebellion when I get bored of the program - just so I can be cast into the bottomless pit of hell and see what it has to offer a poor, eternal soul.

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Posted: 23 October 2011 06:08 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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Blythe - 22 October 2011 10:25 PM

I have to wonder if a endless life would be hell?

I wonder that too.

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Posted: 24 October 2011 12:17 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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Blythe - 22 October 2011 10:25 PM

I have to wonder if a endless life would be hell?

I wonder that too.

However, that question seems to be beyond theists. 

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Posted: 24 October 2011 02:45 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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Equal Opportunity Curmudgeon - 22 October 2011 09:40 AM

Everyone plays the harp in heaven: for ever and ever.

So much for it being Heaven. Sounds more like the Other Place!!!!!!!!

Yea, you at least need a rhythm section and horns and a few woodwinds would be nice.

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Posted: 24 October 2011 04:03 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]
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Andreas Vollenweider will be a welcome guest in heaven. He plays a divine jazz harp (full size)..... cheese

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=andreas+vollenweider&mid=50F73FF1C3824E0783AA50F73FF1C3824E0783AA&view=detail&FORM=VIRE6

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Posted: 24 October 2011 04:04 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]
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Yea, you at least need a rhythm section and horns and a few woodwinds would be nice.

Let’s see, a stand up bass, tenor sax, drums, and piano. Dave Brubeck! Now that would be heaven, man! Take 5. smile

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Posted: 24 October 2011 05:01 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]
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Let’s see, a stand up bass, tenor sax, drums, and piano.

Keep this up and we’ll have a full symphony orchestra!

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Posted: 24 October 2011 05:14 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 23 ]
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Equal Opportunity Curmudgeon - 24 October 2011 05:01 PM

Let’s see, a stand up bass, tenor sax, drums, and piano.

Keep this up and we’ll have a full symphony orchestra!

Can we come up with a “catchy” name for this heavenly symphony orchestra or jazz band?

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Posted: 24 October 2011 07:01 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 24 ]
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Can we come up with a “catchy” name for this heavenly symphony orchestra or jazz band?

How about “The Helluva Band?” smile

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Posted: 24 October 2011 08:01 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 25 ]
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Equal Opportunity Curmudgeon - 24 October 2011 07:01 PM

Can we come up with a “catchy” name for this heavenly symphony orchestra or jazz band?

How about “The Helluva Band?” smile

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Posted: 25 October 2011 09:13 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 26 ]
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Can we come up with a “catchy” name for this heavenly symphony orchestra or jazz band?

Heaven’s Rebels.

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Posted: 25 October 2011 10:41 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 27 ]
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The Ungrateful Dead?

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Posted: 25 October 2011 12:28 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 28 ]
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The Ungrateful Dead?

Jerry Garcia always reminded me of how god should look!  LOL

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Posted: 27 October 2011 09:07 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 29 ]
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So one of the first things I’ll do when I arrive in Hell is add some more hot sauce to my lunch, feel the burn baby!  Then after a good meal strip down to my swim trunks, for fun in the heat.  I’ll find the party and join Madonna, Mae West, the Marx Brothers, Gypsy Rose Lee, Heidi Fleiss, John Lennon, Robin Byrd, Andy Warhol, Bikini Kill, Bad Religion, Screeching Weasel, Sonic Youth, and enjoy myself.  As I perform one sin after another, that is Satan’s plan to distance us from God, I eventually just forget about God completely, ah now that’s relieving. smile  I can debate and study with Galileo Galilei, Nicolaus Copernicus, Archimedes, Eratosthenes, Hpatia, Johannes Kepler, Benedict De Spinoza, Corliss Lamont, Amy Mainzer, Lisa Randall.  smile

What about Heaven, I don’t really like milk and honey that much, and if you people want to spend time with Jerry Fallwell, Joan of Arc, Mother Theresa, David Koresh, Scott Roeder (murderer of Dr. George Tiller), Osama Bin Laden, and Pat Roberts, then be my guest.  Party with seventy-two virgins who haven’t discovered the big-O yet?  rolleyes  I’ll be honest, I’ll admit that Sir Issac Newton, Francis Crick, Betty Page could be fascinating people.

Jump in the pit, I say.  LOL  I’ve been to Hell and back, its in Michigan, near Pinckney.

If the harpist wants gigs then look for the Irish festivals, the Irish appreciate the harp.

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Posted: 28 October 2011 07:47 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 30 ]
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If the harpist wants gigs then look for the Irish festivals, the Irish appreciate the harp.

They also like the fiddle! Erin Go Bragh!

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