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Top Ten ways to spend eternity in Heaven
Posted: 28 October 2011 10:51 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 31 ]
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I caught a Hollowean special on the Histroy chanel last night.  Turns out Jack o Latern was to much of a rebel to live even in hell.  So Satan gae him an ember of the everlasting fire and kicked him out.  Jack put the ember in a gourd to supply his own light ( a primative flashlight hmmm ) and roams the world at night.

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Posted: 28 October 2011 01:10 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 32 ]
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garythehuman - 28 October 2011 10:51 AM

I caught a Hollowean special on the Histroy chanel last night.  Turns out Jack o Latern was to much of a rebel to live even in hell.  So Satan gae him an ember of the everlasting fire and kicked him out.  Jack put the ember in a gourd to supply his own light ( a primative flashlight hmmm ) and roams the world at night.


So, that’s why Boehner is orange! It also might explain why he cries so much. smiley-devil03.gif

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Posted: 28 October 2011 03:20 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 33 ]
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thevillageathiest - 28 October 2011 07:47 AM

If the harpist wants gigs then look for the Irish festivals, the Irish appreciate the harp.

They also like the fiddle! Erin Go Bragh!

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Don’t forget the tin whistle, pipes, bodhrán, and a pint or two and you’ll have a reel good time.  grin thumb_shamrock2.gif (Bad puns, somehow, work too. smile )

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Posted: 28 October 2011 07:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 34 ]
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Don’t forget the tin whistle, pipes, bodhrán, and a pint or two and you’ll have a reel good time.  (Bad puns, somehow, work too

Ah, so besides the pint which of these do you play? (Queen Anne’s is my favorite!)

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Posted: 29 October 2011 01:15 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 35 ]
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Oh, I’m an engineer, not a musician.  I enjoy the music and fun, but haven’t played it.  smile

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Posted: 29 October 2011 01:22 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 36 ]
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jump_in_the_pit - 29 October 2011 01:15 PM

Oh, I’m an engineer, not a musician.  I enjoy the music and fun, but haven’t played it.  smile

In heaven you will be both engineer and musician… cheese

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Posted: 29 October 2011 01:39 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 37 ]
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Write4U - 29 October 2011 01:22 PM
jump_in_the_pit - 29 October 2011 01:15 PM

Oh, I’m an engineer, not a musician.  I enjoy the music and fun, but haven’t played it.  smile

In heaven you will be both engineer and musician… cheese

Now now Write4U, exactly who’s side are you working for??  grin  Don’t tempt me.  I wonder what a good musical instrument would be in Hell?  Maybe a glass harmonica (of Benjamin Franklin) because it won’t melt!  LOL

This video is better than that one. smile

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Posted: 29 October 2011 02:03 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 38 ]
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jump_in_the_pit - 29 October 2011 01:39 PM
Write4U - 29 October 2011 01:22 PM
jump_in_the_pit - 29 October 2011 01:15 PM

Oh, I’m an engineer, not a musician.  I enjoy the music and fun, but haven’t played it.  smile

In heaven you will be both engineer and musician… cheese

Now now Write4U, exactly who’s side are you working for??  grin  Don’t tempt me.  I wonder what a good musical instrument would be in Hell?  Maybe a glass harmonica (of Benjamin Franklin) because it won’t melt!  LOL

A Dobro?

Do·bro  [doh-broh] Show IPA
1. Trademark. a brand of acoustic guitar commonly used in country music, usually played on the lap and having a raised bridge and a metal resonator cone that produces a tremulous, moaning sound.

With your engineering skills, you could invent a wholly metal (heat resistant) dobro, then we can have have a heavenly or helluva hodown.

Urban Dictionary: hodown
1. hodown Is usually when yall get together with a bunch of friends and have a howlin’ good time. Music, lots of booze and wild abandon are key ingredients

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