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Posted: 19 December 2011 03:09 PM   [ Ignore ]
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http://www.hulu.com/watch/311565/saturday-night-live-tebow#s-p1-sr-i1

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Posted: 19 December 2011 09:55 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Thank Dad you posted that one.  LOL

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Posted: 20 December 2011 07:35 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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“Mormonism, all true”????? Cheesus crust, didn’t see that one commin’ LOL


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Posted: 20 December 2011 01:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Jesus H. Christ does football?

Damn, now I’ve got to become an atheist.

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Posted: 20 December 2011 10:11 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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That is great, especially since the Patriots kicked the Broncos all over the field. Glad to see SNL can still bring it.

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Posted: 21 December 2011 07:56 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Wait a minute Darron, does that actually mean that god wasn’t on their side? “Nothing fails like prayer”. smile


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Posted: 21 December 2011 08:35 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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The Broncos have been winning because of their opportunistic defense, soft schedule and opponents’ mistakes. Tebow has been outstanding late in games, but I’m expecting the team to regress to the mean next year, and Tebow along with them. Defensive coordinators will have more tape to study and those breaks the Broncos’ have received will begin falling against them. Tebow’s mechanics and inconsistency will be his downfall as an NFL quarterback.

And I wish one, just one, reporter would look Tebow in the eye and quote Matthew 6:5 to him.

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Posted: 21 December 2011 08:50 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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And I wish one, just one, reporter would look Tebow in the eye and quote Matthew 6:5 to him

So, this is in essence grandstanding on his part? I used to see this when we lived in South Bend and attended the Notre Dame games. It seemed that the players crossed themselves before every play. More of a tradition there I figure. I wonder what Tebow’s reward will be according to Matthew?

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Posted: 21 December 2011 09:21 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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According to Matthew Tebow is getting his reward now.

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