Overjoyed Romney Celebrates Voters Hating Him Marginally Less Than Santorum
Posted: 07 March 2012 10:36 AM   [ Ignore ]
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Or so says the Borowitz Report…  LOL

BOSTON (The Borowitz Report) – Moments after squeaking out a razor-thin victory in Super Tuesday’s crucial Ohio primary, former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney was in an exuberant mood, telling supporters in Boston, “I stand before you tonight as the man people hate slightly less than Rick Santorum.”

Mr. Romney said that he hoped to take the momentum of being marginally less despised than Mr. Santorum all the way to the Republican convention in Tampa.

“The voters of Ohio have said that they want the lesser of two evils,” he told the crowd, “and I am lesser.”

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Posted: 07 March 2012 01:50 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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So he admits to being evil, then? Just the lesser evil?

And, in the context of the Republican scramble for Presidential candidacy, why does this not surprise me in the least?

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Posted: 07 March 2012 01:56 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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FreeInKy - 07 March 2012 10:36 AM

Or so says the Borowitz Report…  LOL

BOSTON (The Borowitz Report) – Moments after squeaking out a razor-thin victory in Super Tuesday’s crucial Ohio primary, former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney was in an exuberant mood, telling supporters in Boston, “I stand before you tonight as the man people hate slightly less than Rick Santorum.”

Mr. Romney said that he hoped to take the momentum of being marginally less despised than Mr. Santorum all the way to the Republican convention in Tampa.

“The voters of Ohio have said that they want the lesser of two evils,” he told the crowd, “and I am lesser.”

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Was this Borowitz guy a writer for The Onion?  His satire seems similar.  That’s funny stuff.

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