If this is the best they’ve got, they need to give it up!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2132574/The-Loch-Ness-Monster-Sonar-picture-shows-serpent-like-creature-mysterious-loch.html

What’s so funny/sad is it even says, “The consistent marks on…[the] sonar create a horizontal mass, which is not an indicator of length. [Emphasis added.]

The trouble with all the fuzzy grainy blobs is that this is the very best any of the Nessie crowd has ever been able to do, and most if not all are notorious fakes.

You would think that after all these years, if Nessie was real, somebody would have managed to get a clear photo. So far, ain’t nuthin’ happenin’!

Ah yes, but here is another less grainier picture of Nessie that is in fact an ancient Plesiosaur from the depths of the lake. The photo at bottom right clearly shows him winking at the photographer, thus clearly showing that Pleiosaurs actually have a sense of humor.

http://lochnessmystery.blogspot.com/2012/04/first-nessie-sighting-of-2012.html

Cap’t Jack

well that convinces me

See? Clearly he’s winking at you.If you just squint your eyes just a little and believe then….. Voila! Absolute proof. Btw, don’t forget to pick your “nessie doll” at my conviently located overlook souvenir shop next to the “Nessie sighting” dock area. we also give lake tours. 

Cap ‘t Jack

Are you sure that’s Nessie? It looks more to me like Bigfoot, out for a swim.

I could include bigfoot plush dolls in my souvenir shop if you like! Just got in a case of grey alien bigeyed dolls from “Area 51 Are Us” plus delightful chupacabra figurines for your dash. (big red eyes)!

Cap’t Jack