I just saw a commercial on TV for a website called ChristianMingles.com. It’s a dating service for christians who want to meet other christians and in the add they tell viewers “find the match that god meant for you”
I’m just wondering why god needs to use the internet to match up these people who are supposedly meant for each other? Does this mean that in the pre-internet era a lot of his best laid plans never materialized because he was helpless without the internet? What does he do when i his connection goes down? How does he handle those annoying service calls.. you know the ones where they tell you “we will be there between 8am and 8pm and then call you at 7:59 to tell you they can’t make it until the next day. What a pain in the neck when you’re god and have so much to do but you waste the day waiting for the cable guy.
Hopefully he has a god smart phone as a back up.