God apparently can’t do his job without the internet
Posted: 08 May 2012 08:41 AM   [ Ignore ]
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I just saw a commercial on TV for a website called ChristianMingles.com. It’s a dating service for christians who want to meet other christians and in the add they tell viewers “find the match that god meant for you”

I’m just wondering why god needs to use the internet to match up these people who are supposedly meant for each other? Does this mean that in the pre-internet era a lot of his best laid plans never materialized because he was helpless without the internet? What does he do when i his connection goes down? How does he handle those annoying service calls.. you know the ones where they tell you “we will be there between 8am and 8pm and then call you at 7:59 to tell you they can’t make it until the next day. What a pain in the neck when you’re god and have so much to do but you waste the day waiting for the cable guy.

Hopefully he has a god smart phone as a back up.

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Posted: 08 May 2012 09:05 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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LOL LOL

Even when I was a christian, I was critical of crap like this. Christian marketing is a weird world where there are products and services that strive to be just like the “secular” things they duplicate, but with the stamp of approval of some church or denomination.  I used to call all that stuff “holy crap.”

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Posted: 08 May 2012 09:42 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Funny isn’t it? I wonder if god’s email box gets filled with those annoying viagra and porn spam emails and if so does he open them? When he gets a computer virus does he smack the monitor and say Sh$t, god damn it like the rest of us?

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Posted: 08 May 2012 10:04 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Even when I was a christian, I was critical of crap like this. Christian marketing is a weird world where there are products and services that strive to be just like the “secular” things they duplicate, but with the stamp of approval of some church or denomination.  I used to call all that stuff “holy crap.”


Marketing “Christian items”? When it rains it never freezes as long as I have my plastic jesus, sittin’ on the dashboard of my car! When it rains it’s never scary long as I got magnetic mary, sittin’ on the dashboard of my car!! LOL


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