Warning, parody:

Question for the 2011 Miss USA Contestants

neuro

P.S. The real video to follow

hell no,  Teach the Controversy by God

They were dropped on their heads and did not learn from the experience.

OK, now I watched the video,
my lady don’t believe it, thinks it’s a parody,
ok, ok, ok, it was a parody

Sad, even though it’s a parody. Surely these kids got their start on Toddlers and tiaras and didn’t EVOLVE much farther than that! Oh, we’ll that’s what my priest told me anyway.

Cap’t Jack

Gravity only works in schools so teaching it is useless.

Sadly, here’s the REAL thing:

NOT A PARODY

2011 Miss USA: “Should evolution be taught in our schools?”

Neuro

Gravity is the result of each of us being touched by His Noodly Appendages. Geez, get an education.

Yeah, we’re never going to hear a contestant say, “like hi, uh I’m an atheist who thinks that evolution is like true an stuff and all you fundies out there are like dumm and we should always teach the facts and religion is like only for retards so remember to vote for me as the most intelligent and not the rest of these ignorant bimbos, and oh, may god bless America”. “I just threw that in to appear to be patriotic, so go Thomas Paine even though y’all probably don’t know who he is an stuff”.

Cap’t Jack