Should Gravity Be Taught in School?
Posted: 14 May 2012 09:01 PM   [ Ignore ]
Jr. Member
Avatar
Rank
Total Posts:  10
Joined  2012-05-05

Warning, parody:

Question for the 2011 Miss USA Contestants

neuro

P.S. The real video to follow

Profile
 
 
Posted: 15 May 2012 06:02 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
Sr. Member
Avatar
RankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRank
Total Posts:  4400
Joined  2010-08-15

hell no,  Teach the Controversy by God

 Signature 

We need each other, to keep ourselves honest

Profile
 
 
Posted: 15 May 2012 06:03 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
Sr. Member
Avatar
RankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRank
Total Posts:  2425
Joined  2007-07-05

They were dropped on their heads and did not learn from the experience.

 Signature 

Fiziks is Fundamental

Profile
 
 
Posted: 15 May 2012 06:10 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
Sr. Member
Avatar
RankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRank
Total Posts:  4400
Joined  2010-08-15

OK, now I watched the video,
my lady don’t believe it, thinks it’s a parody,
ok, ok, ok, it was a parody

 Signature 

We need each other, to keep ourselves honest

Profile
 
 
Posted: 15 May 2012 06:15 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
Sr. Member
Avatar
RankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRank
Total Posts:  3255
Joined  2011-08-15

Sad, even though it’s a parody. Surely these kids got their start on Toddlers and tiaras and didn’t EVOLVE much farther than that! Oh, we’ll that’s what my priest told me anyway.


Cap’t Jack

 Signature 

One good schoolmaster is of more use than a hundred priests.

Thomas Paine

Profile
 
 
Posted: 15 May 2012 06:45 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
Sr. Member
Avatar
RankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRank
Total Posts:  2425
Joined  2007-07-05

Gravity only works in schools so teaching it is useless.

 Signature 

Fiziks is Fundamental

Profile
 
 
Posted: 15 May 2012 07:00 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
Jr. Member
Avatar
Rank
Total Posts:  10
Joined  2012-05-05

Sadly, here’s the REAL thing:

NOT A PARODY

2011 Miss USA: “Should evolution be taught in our schools?”

Neuro

Profile
 
 
Posted: 15 May 2012 08:40 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
Sr. Member
Avatar
RankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRank
Total Posts:  1191
Joined  2011-08-01

Gravity is the result of each of us being touched by His Noodly Appendages. Geez, get an education.

 Signature 

Free in Kentucky
—Humanist
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”—Edith Sitwell

Profile
 
 
Posted: 15 May 2012 11:46 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
Sr. Member
Avatar
RankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRank
Total Posts:  3255
Joined  2011-08-15

Yeah, we’re never going to hear a contestant say, “like hi, uh I’m an atheist who thinks that evolution is like true an stuff and all you fundies out there are like dumm and we should always teach the facts and religion is like only for retards so remember to vote for me as the most intelligent and not the rest of these ignorant bimbos, and oh, may god bless America”. “I just threw that in to appear to be patriotic, so go Thomas Paine even though y’all probably don’t know who he is an stuff”.

Cap’t Jack

 Signature 

One good schoolmaster is of more use than a hundred priests.

Thomas Paine

Profile