Kkwan: New theory. Humpty Dumpty was in the envelope.
From the wiki on Humpty Dumpty
“I don’t know what you mean by ‘glory,’ ” Alice said.
Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously. “Of course you don’t—till I tell you. I meant ‘there’s a nice knock-down argument for you!’ ”
“But ‘glory’ doesn’t mean ‘a nice knock-down argument’,” Alice objected.
“When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, “it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less.”
“The question is,” said Alice, “whether you can make words mean so many different things.”
Ok, Humpty Dumpty was in the envelope.
... still you have to wonder why Humpty Dumpty’s electrons have the masses that they do…