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Joe the plumber thinks the bible has never been revised

asanta

Posted: 25 June 2012 08:53 AM

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Equal Opportunity Curmudgeon - 24 June 2012 06:28 PM
Most people I know don’t even know there are different versions of bible.
Where I live, the prevailing attitude is “The King James is the One True Bible and all others are false.”

Ask them “What about the original manuscripts in Hebrew, Greek and Aramiac?

Response: “Uhhhhhh….uhhhhhh….uhhhhhhh…The King James is the One True Bible and all others are false.”

No rational discussion to be had there!

If English was good enough for Jebus, it’s good enough for ME!

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Thevillageatheist

Posted: 25 June 2012 06:55 PM

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If English was good enough for Jebus, it’s good enough for ME!

Yep, it’s common knowledge Asanta that ole jeebus spoke perfect 17th Century Elizabethan English. All 1st Century Hebrews said thou, thee and dost! Just ask rev. Billy bob, the lay preacher ordained by matchbook theological school.

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asanta

Posted: 25 June 2012 07:06 PM

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Thevillageatheist - 25 June 2012 06:55 PM
If English was good enough for Jebus, it’s good enough for ME!

Yep, it’s common knowledge Asanta that ole jeebus spoke perfect 17th Century Elizabethan English. All 1st Century Hebrews said thou, thee and dost! Just ask rev. Billy bob, the lay preacher ordained by matchbook theological school.

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Of course! Any idiot knows that!

[ Edited: 26 June 2012 01:29 PM by asanta ]

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Equal Opportunity Curmudgeon

Posted: 25 June 2012 08:49 PM

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If English was good enough for Jebus, it’s good enough for ME!

By Jehovah, you’ve convinced me! Ohhhhhhhhhhh Glory!!!!!!!!!! Haaallllleeeeeeluuuuuyaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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FreeInKy

Posted: 26 June 2012 04:29 AM

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Thevillageatheist - 25 June 2012 06:55 PM
If English was good enough for Jebus, it’s good enough for ME!

Yep, it’s common knowledge Asanta that ole jeebus spoke perfect 17th Century Elizabethan English. All 1st Century Hebrews said thou, thee and dost! Just ask rev. Billy bob, the lay preacher ordained by matchbook theological school.

I always found it hilarious when old country preachers would pray like that. “Father God, be thou merciful unto us! We give thee praise! Etc.” as if god would not understand anything but Olde English.

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garythehuman

Posted: 27 June 2012 02:59 PM

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Joe the Plumber is still trying to find his shit.

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asanta

Posted: 27 June 2012 03:36 PM

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garythehuman - 27 June 2012 02:59 PM

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Joe the

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Plumber is still trying to find his shit.

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asanta

Posted: 27 June 2012 03:38 PM

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(trying to point out that his name is NOT ‘Joe’, nor is he a plumber. The only honest thing about him is his shit…and he is full of that.)

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