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Don’t like the heat? You’ll hate heaven!

FreeInKy

Posted: 26 June 2012 08:55 AM

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Who would have thunk it? Those of us sweating through yet another summer heatwave have this to think about: heaven is hotter than hell. Literally!

I’ll cut to the chase:

We have then, temperature of Heaven, 525°C. Temperature of Hell, less than 445°C. Therefore, Heaven is hotter than Hell.

Calculations here: http://www.futilitycloset.com/2012/06/23/the-grate-beyond/

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domokato

Posted: 26 June 2012 10:21 AM

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QED, theists

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DarronS

Posted: 26 June 2012 01:56 PM

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I love it. Says so right there in the Bible.

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Imaginos

Posted: 17 July 2012 08:32 PM

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Was it Mark Twain that said Go to heaven for the climate, hell for society?

Seems like hell is more appealing after all =P

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