Ya’ know people, the other day I did see the smileys go to the bathroom…
and I uh… I was frightened to say anything, but something really weird
happened, I didn’t want to scare you… but I fear the worst! It could
be crocodiles in the sewer!

Sorry for scalping from FreeSmileys.org! Ha ha ha.
A forum with no decorative smileys, and no signatures… what next no images either, we’ll have nothing but colored text left.