A man wakes up in the morning to find a bear on his roof. He looks in the Yellow Pages for “Bear Removers” and calls the first one he finds. The bear remover says he’ll be there in 30 minutes. When the bear remover arrives he jumps out of his van and unloads a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a ferocious Pit Bull.
“What are you going to do?” the man asks.
“I’m going to put this ladder up against the roof, then climb up and knock the bear down with the baseball bat. When the bear falls off my Pit Bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him safely in the cage in the back of the van.”
He hands the shotgun to the man.
“What’s this for?” asks the man.
“If the bear knocks me off the roof shoot the dog.”
Edit: corrected a couple of typos