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Heard any good jokes lately?
Posted: 27 October 2013 11:35 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 196 ]
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DarronS - 27 October 2013 05:46 AM
Write4U - 26 October 2013 10:55 PM

Where ?

Look up “complementary.” Many people use “complimentary” improprely.

She orders her usual and while sipping the drink here’s a voice saying “nice hair

Yoda bacjwards he reads


Art is the creation of that which evokes an emotional response, leading to thoughts of the noblest kind.

Posted: 26 November 2013 07:29 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 197 ]
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This story happened a while ago in Dublin, and even though it sounds like an Alfred
Hitchcock tale, it’s true.
John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a
very dark night and in the midst of a big storm.  The night was rolling on and no car
went by.  The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him.
Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped.

John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the
door…...  Only to realize there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn’t on.
The car started moving slowly.  John looked at the road ahead and saw a curve

Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life.  Then, just before the car hit the curve, a
hand appeared out of nowhere through the window, and turned the wheel.  John,
paralyzed with terror, watched as the hand came through the window, but never
touched or harmed him. 
Shortly thereafter, John saw the lights of a pub appear down the road, so, gathering
strength; he jumped out of the car and ran to it.  Wet and out of breath, he rushed
inside and started telling everybody about the horrible experience he had just had.  A
silence enveloped the pub when everybody realized he was crying….  And wasn’t drunk.

Suddenly, the door opened, and two other people walked in from the dark and stormy
night.  They, like John, were also soaked and out of breath.  Looking around, and
seeing John Bradford sobbing at the bar, one said to the other…. 

“Look Paddy….there’s that fooking idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it!”


Succinctness, clarity’s core.

Posted: 26 November 2013 09:49 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 198 ]
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That is hilarious Occam!!  tongue laugh


Church; where sheep congregate to worship a zombie on a stick that turns into a cracker on Sundays…

Posted: 27 November 2013 03:48 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 199 ]
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Like that one Occam; wonder how many ghost stories started in similar situations.


Gary the Human

All the Gods and all religions are created by humans, to meet human needs and accomplish human ends.

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