A farmer and his wife go to the county fair. A pilot is selling rides in an old fashioned, open, two cockpit biplane. It’s a slow day and to drum up some business the pilot tells the couple, “I’ll take you up for a spin, and if you don’t make any noise, yell, or holler, or anything, the ride is free, but one peep and you pay the full price.
The farmer agrees and the pilot takes off and does every acrobatic maneuver in the book; loops, spins, dives, barrel rolls. There’s not a sound from the other cockpit.
Upon landing the pilot tells the farmer, “Wow!, I guess you earned a free ride, but honestly, wasn’t there at least one moment when you wanted to yell?” And the farmer replies, “Well, There was that time that Ma fell out.”