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That’s right.  For the low, low price of only $8 Braco will stare creepily at you for several minutes and yee shall be healed!  I sayeth, healed!

Behold these glowing testamonials:

“He cured my *cough* *cough* tuberculosis.  *hack*  He’s a *cough* miracle worker!” -Carmine Spelunkerbutt from Bent Armpit, NE

“It’s so great.  He’s not invasive at all.  Not like those evil doctors and their poultices and herbals.  I didn’t even have to pass a baby under a horse!” -Doorwindow Applebush of Cobblerchaw, North Korea

*drool* <HE CURED MY COMA> -Jord Fjordtosser of Puta Gorda, Mexico

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Fixed a typo.

Hey, this a capitalist society after all soooo, I’ll undercut him (no monopolies here mind you) and for the low, low price of $5.00 I Jacko will stare at your avatar for one whole minute and heal you with my magic gaze, and I-pad. This offer expires at midnight so be the first to send me your love offering for your free healing. I also perform at bars and weddings. BTW, don’t forget to tip your waitress.

Cap’t Jack, mystic healer and lounge lizard

There truly is a sucker born every minute. I can understand the appeal of a charismatic charlatan, but the psychologist in the article should know better than to follow this guy who does nothing but look around the room at people.