That’s right. For the low, low price of only $8 Braco will stare creepily at you for several minutes and yee shall be healed! I sayeth, healed!
Behold these glowing testamonials:
“He cured my *cough* *cough* tuberculosis. *hack* He’s a *cough* miracle worker!” -Carmine Spelunkerbutt from Bent Armpit, NE
“It’s so great. He’s not invasive at all. Not like those evil doctors and their poultices and herbals. I didn’t even have to pass a baby under a horse!” -Doorwindow Applebush of Cobblerchaw, North Korea
*drool* <HE CURED MY COMA> -Jord Fjordtosser of Puta Gorda, Mexico
Fixed a typo.