Smackdown Between Jesus and Peruvian Shamans for the 2012 Election!
Posted: 05 November 2012 09:05 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Tuesday!  Tuesday!  Tuesday!  Its a battle of the deities as Christians try to rally their God to select Mitt Romney as President, while Peruvian shaman use magic spells to try and make Barack Obama the winner!  Will prayer triumph over incense and maracas?  Tune in and find out!  (And remember, no matter who wins on Tuesday, be sure to remind your Christian friends that it was “God’s will” the election turned out the way it did.)

Wonder if Romney’s folks are going to have Sarah Palin and Bobby Jindal performing exorcisms and other things to try and counteract the work of the Peruvians?

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Posted: 05 November 2012 11:26 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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I like this comment (number 6) on the article.

No, I did not say “free will”!
Yes, you did.
No, I did not say “free will”!!
You did it again!

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Posted: 06 November 2012 01:11 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Coldheart Tucker - 05 November 2012 09:05 PM

(And remember, no matter who wins on Tuesday, be sure to remind your Christian friends that it was “God’s will” the election turned out the way it did.)

No, they will say it was due to ‘Satanic’ interference! Then you remind them that ‘God’ is supposed to be ‘All Powerful”!! cool grin

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Posted: 07 November 2012 09:44 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Well, according to the Malleus Maleficarum God is omnipotent and all bad things, even the works of demons and the devil, are allowed by God.  Why?  Who knows.  Kramer just sort of assumes that it’s part of His great plan.  To torture us, I guess.

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Posted: 07 November 2012 11:30 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Pat Robertson was saying yesterday on the 700 Club that “God is in control” of the election.  So it must be true.  Whoever wins must be because God wanted them to.

On a separate note, I recall Republicans making a lot of noise about “reaching across the aisle to get America moving again!”  Of course, that was when they assumed that Mr. Romney would be the winner.  Now we get to find out if that was all empty rhetoric or not!  When is a mandate not a mandate?

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Posted: 07 November 2012 12:15 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Maybe we should get the Peruvian Shamans to work on getting a democratic majority in the House or Reps, at the mid-term elections, and to work on getting the Supreme Court out of the hands of the right wing.

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Posted: 08 November 2012 03:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Dead Monky - 07 November 2012 09:44 AM

Well, according to the Malleus Maleficarum God is omnipotent and all bad things, even the works of demons and the devil, are allowed by God.  Why?  Who knows.  Kramer just sort of assumes that it’s part of His great plan.  To torture us, I guess.

Why? That’s easy; tha all knowing codger is bored out of his mind. confused

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Posted: 09 November 2012 08:33 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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garythehuman - 08 November 2012 03:16 PM

Why? That’s easy; tha all knowing codger is bored out of his mind. confused

I’ve long thought of old Yahweh as a kid with a magnifying glass perched over an ant hill.

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Posted: 09 November 2012 08:48 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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I’ve long thought of old Yahweh as a kid with a magnifying glass perched over an ant hill.


What the hell? Suddenly I’m feeling rather warm.

 

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