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Now if we could just somehow implant references to mormon-mammoths into the ancient tales of the various tribes of Native Americans…
I think the Mormons have been trying that since 1823! Smith ripped off some Ojibway myths and incorporated them into his screed. He probably cut and pasted some Iroquois myths too. Hey, maybe Moroni was a mammoth! Yeah Elohim turned him into one and he roamed NA with his bud jebus.
Is not this a good project for some young and independent bare foot Reporter
Why not do an amateur science field study in applied woo?
Suppose you chose a random National Park. For how long can you live and survive
undetected living on scavenging and hunting and digging up roots and so on.
To not be so alone maybe a best friend or GF or BF would keep you company.
But don’t get a baby together because that would be taken from you when detected.
In case of accident or fatal illness maybe some kind of primitive radio transmitter
is needed for to be able to send SOS Mayday call? Sorry my imagination ran out.
I trust there are no such animal/hominid it would get caught too easily or get sick and die.
Is not this a good project for some young and independent bare foot Reporter
Why not do an amateur science field study in applied woo? ...
The reporter should be someone with small feet, and not a particularly hairy person, so that there would be no chance of them getting mistaken for bigfoot, should they be spotted by some random camper or Forest Ranger.
“Sasquatch nuclear DNA is incredibly novel and not at all what we had expected. While it has human nuclear DNA within its genome, there are also distinctly non-human, non-archaic hominin, and non-ape sequences. We describe it as a mosaic of human and novel non-human sequence. Further study is needed and is ongoing to better characterize and understand Sasquatch nuclear DNA.”
I notice no one has considered that since “there are also distinctly non-human, non-archaic hominin, and non-ape sequences”
that it could be the first case of alien abduction and well you know… a little fiddling going on up in the flying saucer.
One hot night and then rejection and teleportation back to Earth.
Might also explain Sasquatch’s anti social behavior ever since.
That’s an interesting thought, CC. Any idea on which aliens? I know it couldn’t be the greys. They’re apparently sexless. Maybe the reptiloids? Nah. They already control the planet through the Illuminati and Freemasons. I doubt they’d be so careless in humpings. I’m thinking it’s the nordics.
I’ve decided to begin a whole new thread. Ripping a page from the “WeeklyWorld news” tabloid: BIGFOOT DNA FOUND ON THE MOON! How’s that for a headline? Inside is a photo montage of Donald Trump standing next to a Bigfoot demanding to see his birth certificate! The caption reads: I’ll give you 5 million bananas and a willing woman if you present your DNA to the lab of your choice! No shit, 5 million!
I’ve decided to begin a whole new thread. Ripping a page from the “WeeklyWorld news” tabloid: BIGFOOT DNA FOUND ON THE MOON! How’s that for a headline? Inside is a photo montage of Donald Trump standing next to a Bigfoot demanding to see his birth certificate! The caption reads: I’ll give you 5 million bananas and a willing woman if you present your DNA to the lab of your choice! No shit, 5 million!
Hmmm, you have a point there Tim. Ok, any lab not affiliated with Donald Trump or the Koch brothers. Or the Templeton Foundation or any lab affiliated with climate deniers. Or NASA. Don’t want them to launch a probe to disprove the scenario.
...“there are also distinctly non-human, non-archaic hominin, and non-ape sequences”...
That is a puzzler, even for my fertile imagination.
I’m thinking that the progenitor was from another dimension or parrallel universe. (UFO and Bigfoot sightings rarely occur together.) If Sasquatch has the ability to travel between dimensions, it could also explain why they are so difficult to find.
Hmmm, you have a point there Tim. Ok, any lab not affiliated with Donald Trump or the Koch brothers. Or the Templeton Foundation or any lab affiliated with climate deniers. Or NASA. Don’t want them to launch a probe to disprove the scenario.
Cap’t Jack
I also suggest that you ask for enough DNA material, such that it can be used to clone Bigfoot, so that we can conduct further studies on him.
That was a good one! I actually heard myself laugh.
Thanks Tim, of course Mitch is really no laughing matter buuuuut! Upon reflection another idea just popped up! Why not cage the beast and ship him to good ole’ Ken Hamm’s Creation Museum and fundie fun house? They could display him beside the gender neutral Adam and Eve (not Adam and Steve)and tout him as a contemporary example of early man. I know he’s not reading this, wouldn’t want to give ole boy any ideas. Besides right now he’s really pissed at Pat Robertson for denying the age of the Earth.
