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Posted: 29 November 2012 09:07 PM   [ Ignore ]
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From another list, by way of Australia

RELIGION IS LIKE A PENIS
It’s fine to have one,
It’s fine to be proud of it,
But please don’t whip it out in public and start waving it around.
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Posted: 29 November 2012 09:11 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Pretty good way of saying it.  LOL

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Posted: 04 December 2012 11:25 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Like it.

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Posted: 06 December 2012 02:52 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Lois - 29 November 2012 09:07 PM

From another list, by way of Australia

RELIGION IS LIKE A PENIS
It’s fine to have one,
It’s fine to be proud of it,
But please don’t whip it out in public and start waving it around.
:-P

You forgot:

“And please don’t go forcing it down other people’s throats.”

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Posted: 06 December 2012 04:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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I don’t know; there are quite a few anti-gay strong theists who would be happy to have that happen.  LOL

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Posted: 06 December 2012 09:05 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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You guys are pathetic. Like schoolyard kids calling names.

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Posted: 07 December 2012 07:30 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Somewhere I read, atheism is like a vagina. One look between the legs, and you’re comforted nothing is there.

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Posted: 07 December 2012 10:54 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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arielmessenger - 06 December 2012 09:05 PM

You guys are pathetic. Like schoolyard kids calling names.

Yea; I learned how to do that at the church playground when I was a kid

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Posted: 07 December 2012 11:09 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Awww, the poor theist fundamentalist got upset at our jokes. 

After all, Pat Robertson never did anything like that in his talks.  zipper LOL

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Posted: 07 December 2012 01:51 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Pathetic. Even the stupid attempt to link my Christian beliefs with Pat Robertson. You guys really need to grow up.

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Posted: 07 December 2012 06:21 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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Look at the poster with the childish, primitive, fairytale beliefs who’s complaining about others.  LOL

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Posted: 07 December 2012 08:56 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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Pathetic. Even the stupid attempt to link my Christian beliefs with Pat Robertson. You guys really need to grow up.


I quite agree and I’m cock sure that Doug will admonish each and every one for this unseemly behavior. Doesn’t it really piss you off when someone descends into the gutter with genital humor? What’s next, testes jokes? Ya wild kids ya! Gee whiz Daddy Warbucks!

 

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Posted: 08 December 2012 06:02 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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Yeah, I mean villagatheist is right. I do understand a little levity now and again but let’s try to move this more towards actual inquiry rather than abuse.

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Posted: 10 December 2012 08:35 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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In the interest of fairness, I’ll insult everyone. cheese

jeste_jednou_na_temu_Buh.jpg

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Posted: 10 December 2012 09:31 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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Wasn’t the atheism thing a Bill O’Reily quote concerning the war on Xmas? Oooooh, shouldn’t say that! I’m taking christ outta christmas and that’d be way baaaaad. Sorry jebus!

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Posted: 23 April 2013 07:47 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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Lois - 29 November 2012 09:07 PM

From another list, by way of Australia

RELIGION IS LIKE A PENIS
It’s fine to have one,
It’s fine to be proud of it,
But please don’t whip it out in public and start waving it around.
tongue laugh

Love it! A great bumper sticker idea!!

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