Well, Amaterasu isn’t just the sun goddess, she’s the sun itself (and in later myths, the universe itself).  So I think she would win against a douche like Zeus.  And the universe pretty much only exists because Adi Parashakti allows it to.  That sort of trumps everything.

So Zeus calls in his dad Cronus who is also the sun and Cronus smacks Amaterasu around and wins because she is more interested in having relations with a local noble than fighting. Meantime Ocean, Cronus’s wife takes on Adi, who has no form anyway and the mighty Greeks win again. To commerate this victory the Greeks get to name the constellations. Western gods triumph over the eastern gods in a two fall match as the pantheon goes wild!

Cap’t Jack

And the funny thing is, you take this thread, clean up the grammar, throw in some “thee’s, thou’s, and shall’s “, slap a shiny cover on it with gold leaf lettering, and somebody out there would consider it sacred!

Presentation is every thing, ask anyone in the advertising industry. 

Thevillageatheist - 21 February 2013 10:29 AM

So Zeus calls in his dad Cronus who is also the sun and Cronus smacks Amaterasu around and wins because she is more interested in having relations with a local noble than fighting. Meantime Ocean, Cronus’s wife takes on Adi, who has no form anyway and the mighty Greeks win again. To commerate this victory the Greeks get to name the constellations. Western gods triumph over the eastern gods in a two fall match as the pantheon goes wild!

Always with the Greek gods.  Everybody sure loves those dbags.  Do I need to bring the Aztec deities into play?