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Posted: 26 February 2013 09:42 AM   [ Ignore ]
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Here’s a handy dandy checklist compiled by physician Pierre Lair (in 1799):

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Posted: 15 March 2013 12:49 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Dead Monky - 26 February 2013 09:42 AM

Here’s a handy dandy checklist compiled by physician Pierre Lair (in 1799):

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This seems to be as good a thread as any for a pun I heard recently.

What do you call a Frenchman who swallowed a hand grenade?


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Posted: 15 March 2013 06:02 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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shut eye Arrgghhh!

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Posted: 15 March 2013 09:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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DarronS - 15 March 2013 06:02 PM

shut eye Arrgghhh!

That’s what a pun is supposed to make you do!  Success!

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Posted: 19 March 2013 07:57 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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And that is why I hate puns.

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Posted: 19 March 2013 08:05 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Dead Monky - 19 March 2013 07:57 AM

And that is why I hate puns.

pun, pun, did someone say pun


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Dr. Demento’s - Wet Dream In The Gulf Stream               tongue wink

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