Pat Robertson: Goodwill is Controlled by Satan!
Posted: 01 March 2013 09:02 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Be careful of those sweaters!

A concerned viewer wrote to Pat Robertson for advice on demons and thrift stores:

“I buy a lot of clothes and other items at Goodwill and other secondhand shops. Recently my mom told me that I need to pray over the items, bind familiar spirits, and bless the items before I bring them into the house. Is my mother correct? Can demons attach themselves to material items?”

Robertson’s answer?

”Can demonic spirits attach themselves to inanimate objects? The answer is yes. But I don’t think every sweater you get from Goodwill has demons in it. In a sense your mother is just being super cautious, so hey — it isn’t gonna hurt you any to rebuke any spirits that might attach themselves to those clothes.”

At least he didn’t blame the demons on aborted babies, gays, or pagans.

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Posted: 01 March 2013 10:11 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Coldheart Tucker - 01 March 2013 09:02 PM

At least he didn’t blame the demons on aborted babies, gays, or pagans.

Give him a chance….

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