Vatican “Accidentally” Buys Europe’s Largest Gay Sauna!
Posted: 11 March 2013 04:44 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Well, you know what they say is the most important thing in real estate: Location, location, location.

A day ahead of the papal conclave, faces at the scandal-struck Vatican were even redder than usual after it emerged that the Holy See had purchased a €23 million (£21 million) share of a Rome apartment block that houses Europe’s biggest gay sauna.

The senior Vatican figure sweating the most due to the unlikely proximity of the gay Europa Multiclub is probably Cardinal Ivan Dias, the head of the Congregation for Evangelisation of Peoples, who is due to participate in tomorrow’s election at the Sistine Chapel.

This 76-year-old “prince of the church” enjoys a 12-room apartment on the first-floor of the imposing palazzo, at 2 Via Carducci, just yards from the ground floor entrance to the steamy flesh pot. There are 18 other Vatican apartments in the block, many of which house priests.

The description of the video advertising the sauna is entertaining.

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Posted: 12 March 2013 02:06 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Good place to house the priests as many if not most of them are gay.

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Posted: 12 March 2013 02:20 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Almost as good as:

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/03/02/huge-latex-prayer-dome-to-be-erected-in-honour-of-departing-pope/

Oh, wait. It’s not satire, is it?

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Posted: 12 March 2013 02:57 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Ah yes, the holy CONDOME! One of the holy relics brother Maynard carries!  LOL

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Posted: 12 March 2013 03:09 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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ROFL!  I guess what goes around comes around or they deserve what they get.

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Posted: 12 March 2013 08:20 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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LOL LOL  LOL

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Posted: 12 March 2013 08:54 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Maybe someone in the Vatican will get a stiff penalty for this unwise purchase.

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Posted: 12 March 2013 09:37 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Nah, they’ll just let the publicity die then most of the Vatican will make it a point to “check out” the sauna frequently.

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Posted: 13 March 2013 11:15 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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You think they’ll get a ‘stiff’ reminder of their past indiscretions?

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Posted: 13 March 2013 11:40 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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You think they’ll get a ‘stiff’ reminder of their past indiscretions?

Ha Ha! Got it the first time Andrew! Let’s just hope the next pope has the “balls” to fire all the pedophiles!


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Posted: 13 March 2013 03:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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TromboneAndrew - 13 March 2013 11:15 AM

You think they’ll get a ‘stiff’ reminder of their past indiscretions?

Homosexuality is a sin and a private matter best left between a priest and his altar boy.

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Posted: 13 March 2013 05:32 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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TromboneAndrew - 13 March 2013 11:15 AM

You think they’ll get a ‘stiff’ reminder of their past indiscretions?

Homosexuality is a sin and a private matter best left between a priest and his altar boy.

Yeah, you’re right. The confessionals will be thick with hard truths.

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