Sex in heaven
Sitting in the lounge having a drink in Twin Falls, Idaho on New Year’s Eve with my super religious girlfriend and a monk that I had just pick-up at the airport. I had hired the monk out of Tijuana, Mexico to work with me for a couple months and teach me the ins and outs of dealing with the young Mexican people from Mexico and Central America.
We had a few drinks and were feeling pretty good and being a smart ass that I am, I said to the monk, there is only one thing I want to know about religion. I understand that once you get to heaven you live forever. If I can have sex forever, count me in, I’m all for religion.
The monk replied, “There is no sex in heaven”. You don’t have a body, only your spirit goes to heaven.
The face of my super religious girlfriend lost all signs of life as disbelief over took her.
She said in a shocking voice, “What do you mean, NO SEX IN HEAVEN?
And the monk repeated himself saying that in heaven you are a floating spirit like a vapor or cloud with no form.
And the next thing I saw was vast amounts of religion exiting my girlfriend. That was the end of her being super religious, after that she was only marginal on religion at best.
I couldn’t say anything, I was laughing too hard.