I thought twice about posting this, since some might find it unsavory I guess, but then I said heck, we’re adults here, might as well if it’ll help others. This is for older guys like me who are at that age where their, um, “flow” isn’t what it used to be. I live up north where it’s getting really cold. I noticed every time I had to take the garbage out or whatever, into the frigid cold, I’d have to take a leak afterwards. So I got a bright idea. When the river isn’t flowing and I don’t want to go outside, hold an ice cube on your skin right down there above but not on ..., to simulate the cold. Works like a champ and you don’t have to pay for those questionable meds that supposedly target this!
You could also try laughing. I hear it works.
There’s nothing worse than a Doctor’s Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, ‘Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?’
‘There’s something wrong with my dick’, he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, ‘You shouldn’t come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.’
‘Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,’ he said.
The Receptionist replied; ‘Now you’ve caused some embarrassment in this room full of people.
You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something, and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.’
The man replied, ‘You shouldn’t ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.
The man then decided to walk out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, ‘Yes??’
‘There’s something wrong with my ear,’ he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.
‘And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?’
‘I can’t piss out of it,’ he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter.
Mess with seniors and you’re going to lose!