God Billboards
Posted: 31 January 2007 07:52 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Why not a secular version of the god billboards?

Something like…

[quote:1020620a36][b:1020620a36]God said: "for I the Lord your God am a jealous God, punishing children for the iniquity of parents, to the third and fourth generation of those who reject me" Exodus 20:5

Does that seem like an all loving god to you?[/b:1020620a36]
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Posted: 01 February 2007 01:04 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Good idea ... only problem is that some people might take them seriously ...

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Posted: 01 February 2007 01:53 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Oh how about:

The car you drive, the buildings you pass…brought to you by the scientific method.

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Posted: 01 February 2007 08:44 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Sound good to me!  smile

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Posted: 03 March 2007 04:21 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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I would preface with “The wars you fight, the people you hate, the evidence you reject, brought to you by religion.”

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Posted: 04 March 2007 08:56 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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How about:

“The Seventh Commandment says you must not give false witness against your neighbor so it’s not a sin to lie in court if you do it for rather than against him.”

:D   [And, yes, I’d be afraid that many in the bible belt would take that seriously.]

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Posted: 15 March 2007 11:56 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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There was a sign on I-5 Freeway, “Jesus is the Answer.”

I would have liked a sign about 50 metres onward, “What is the bloody question?”

HAVE YOU FOUND JESUS!
I didn’t know he was lost.

JESUS SAVES!
And the IRS just found out.

JESUS LOVES YOU!
Sorry but I am straight.

JESUS WAS CRUCIFIED FOR OUR SINS.
by Romans who “wacked him.”

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Posted: 15 March 2007 12:23 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Posted: 15 March 2007 01:54 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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LOL

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Posted: 15 March 2007 03:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Many years ago some group painted “Jesus Saves: on the rock face above a highway tunnel in Topanga Canyon (a few miles north of Santa Monica, CA).  A few days later someone else added “at the Bank of America.”  The best part was the picture someone took of a truck with a personnel boom with two men in business suits painting out the whole thing.  smile

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Posted: 16 March 2007 03:42 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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Back when I was seeing these “God” billboards all over the place, I pondered doing some fundraising and putting up a “God” billboard saying:
“I vote pro-choice.
          God”

But perhaps I would settle for:
“All your base are belong to us.
          God”

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Posted: 16 March 2007 05:18 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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Not a billboard, but an amusing tag I saw on a messageboard somewhere:

“God is dead.” - Nietzsche
“Nietzsche is dead.” - God.

Of course, they are both right.

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Posted: 28 March 2007 12:07 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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I’ve advocated elsewhere for electronic billboards displaying quotes from various holy books that anyone can immediately as cruel nonsense. The Big Lie of the “Good Book” can only be countered if people are forced to confront the actual garbage it contains.

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Posted: 28 March 2007 03:48 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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God smited you with emerods?  We now have a remedy for that.  Use Preparation H and stop whining.

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Posted: 29 March 2007 10:49 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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LOL

How ‘bout a spin off of one of those missing dog posters people put up?

Attention!
Lost God
Ever since I was released from the local asylum I haven’t seen/heard from my buddy God.

He wears a white rob, has white hair, and a long white beard.

If you see him, please let me know. I’ll give you a reward of $15.

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1. God is omnipotent.
Source: Several incidents where I’ve annoyed fundamentalist Christians by challenging God’s power.
2. If God is omnipotent then he can travel faster than the speed of light.
Modus Ponens
3. Nothing can travel faster than the speed of light.
Source: Einstein
Therefore, God is nothing.
QED

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Posted: 06 April 2007 06:00 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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Ep. 9 of Mr. Deity is called Mr. Deity and the Book.

        [list]“Mr. Deity is outraged by a billboard which presumes his authorship of a certain book.”[/list:u]

http://www.mrdeity.com

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Fiction is fun, but facts are fundamental.

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