Kim and Don
Posted: 15 August 2017 12:57 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Kim and Don

Kim Jong-Un announced at a news conference that North
Korea would be sending a man to the sun within ten years!
A reporter said - “But the sun is too hot. How can your man
land on the sun?”

There was a stunned silence. Nobody knew how to react.
Kim Jong-Un quietly answered “We will land at night”.

The gathering and everyone in North Korea watching on television broke into thunderous applause.

Back in Washington, Donald Trump and his entourage were
watching the news conference.

When Trump heard what Kim said, he sneered - “What an
idiot. Everybody knows there’s no sun at night.”

Everyone who had not already resigned and were still working in the White House broke into thunderous applause.


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Posted: 16 August 2017 06:04 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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LOL  LOL  LOL

That’s one of the best things posted in a long while.  wink

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Posted: 16 August 2017 07:32 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Funny.

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Posted: 17 August 2017 02:09 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Citizenschallenge-v.3 - 16 August 2017 06:04 PM

LOL  LOL  LOL

That’s one of the best things posted in a long while.  wink

My pleasure!

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