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Posted: 09 April 2007 03:06 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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Hey, if you like that, check out the religious jokes thread in the Off Topic section.  wink

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Posted: 02 August 2008 03:09 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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When they left, was there a hook hanging off the door knob?

Did any of them report symptoms of anal probing?

(BTW, those should never appear in the same joke).

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Posted: 02 August 2008 03:21 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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If you think about it, if Satan tortures people and sends demons to attack us, he is doing god’s work because God decreed that it would be so. Therefore, hell is one big party because Satan stopped listening to God a long time ago wink

But just in case, it wouldn’t happen to have looked anything like a Bloodthirster, would it?

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Posted: 02 August 2008 05:01 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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Did they consider that this may have been a case of mass hysteria? Teens and tweens are amazingly susceptible to this phenomena.

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Posted: 03 August 2008 07:13 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]
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asanta - 02 August 2008 05:01 PM

Did they consider that this may have been a case of mass hysteria? Teens and tweens are amazingly susceptible to this phenomena.

Yeah, and for anyone who doubts this, run out of the gates of a zoo into the parking lot screaming “RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THEY’RE LOOSE!”

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If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter
—George Washington

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Posted: 03 August 2008 11:30 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]
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By that logic I’m a suggestible teenager.

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Posted: 03 August 2008 12:12 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]
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A Voice of Sanity - 03 August 2008 11:30 AM

By that logic I’m a suggestible teenager.

LOL In the San Francisco Zoo last year, that ‘mass hysteria’ was justified!

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Posted: 03 August 2008 12:52 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 23 ]
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Perhaps it wasn’t mass hysteria. It is possible that some presence was indeed hovering over the little girls. A spooky, evil entity with disgusting motives at hand, eerily waiting to make his move - one of the girl’s brothers, peering into the room, hoping to get a glimpse of teen girls in scanty pajamas.

I recall a 14th birthday party sleepover where we caught the little bugger (birthday girl’s 13-year-old brother) peering from the kitchen into the living room where the girls were all sleeping. Sure enough, when we flipped the lights on, the kid had his hand in his pants. We all screamed bloody murder. The mom came rushing in, and much embarrassment ensued for the poor, humiliated, hormonally ravaged, pimply little brother.

Hopefully it was just some little brother with crazed hormones peering in, curious as to what the girls looked like in their summer pajamas. Worst case scenario, it could have been some creepy youth counselor or neighbor - yikes!

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