I have been getting back at the nuns every since they used to hit me across my hands with a ruler when I attended Saint Marys school in Phoenix Arizona. When ever I see nuns walking down the street I always say out loud so everyone in ear shot can hear, “What Halloween is here already? Look two women dressed as witches. I am sure they have the best costume of anyone.”
Or sometimes I say, “Wow look two witches on their way to their black sabbath and the moon isn’t even full yet.”
I did this once in Portland Oregon and a man on the street said I should apologize to them and I replied, “And I suppose you are a wizard headed for the same black sabbath” and laughed as I heard several people nearby laugh.
Occasionally the nuns will try to explain to me they are nuns of the Catholic church and I reply, “Yeah I heard of that black magic church where they worship the devil and burn candles for ghosts” then I laugh in their face and walk away. But this small town has no nuns and in order to find any I have to go 150 miles north of here to the big city.
I even insulted a Catholic priest once on the street in Seattle by saying, “Wow a real male black witch! Wait until I tell my wife, she will never believe it! Can I get your autograph? My wife collects pictures of male witches as she says they are really not real, but now I can tell her I seen one in Seattle.”
The priest was pretty upset and tried to explain he was actually a Catholic priest, but I replied; “Sure and I am the president of the United States” then laughed and shook my head laughing some more. I was in my fifties at the time, but I would do it all over again if given a chance.