7. “Don’t the people see that the Nazis were all a bunch of atheists? Oh, oops, sorry, I forgot… ”

6.  Come on, you’re infallible - which cup is it under?

5. Can I have my virginity back please?     

4. Did your predecessor John Paul suffer from any other delusion except for believing in god? For example believing that he was an owl?

3. Assuming you took Chris’s virginity as is alledged, how exactly does he expect you to restore it to him?

2. Whats with all the goofy hats?

(7 Years o CCD and I still don’t get it) (BTW Narwhol, it would have to be in an evidence bag )

1. Do you really enjoy the mass?

0.  Don’t you feel that the idea of the hell as a hughe concentration camp turned to be bad evaluated by some of your colleagues?

-1. You seems to be more reluctant than your predecesor to name saints and beat?. Why? Is it a lose of eficiency?

OK this proves:

1. People can not follow simple instructions.

2. Most people here have no sense of humor.

3. Our community is rather like a retirement home.

Or:

4. People worry that mocking religion will make us look arrogant.

What part of the rules said this has to have anything to do with religion?

cgallaga - 19 July 2007 12:32 PM

What part of the rules said this has to have anything to do with religion?

True.

Top Ten reasons why you believe Brad Pitt is better looking than Tom Cruise. 

10. Brad Pitt looks more like me!

9. I am Brad Pitt. I happen to go by the name George, and pretend I don’t speak perfect English.

Brad Pitt speaks perfect Einglish?!

mckenzievmd - 19 July 2007 03:00 PM

Brad Pitt speaks perfect Einglish?!

:grin: