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Posted: 22 August 2007 05:51 PM   [ Ignore ]
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I started the Hitteon Faith back in 1977 and wrote the 1065 page Q’R'Beth wich was the holy book of the faith and here is references to it on the net yet:

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Posted: 22 August 2007 06:08 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Under yahoo groups go to theqrbeth (The Q’R'Beth) which lists all of the books of the Q’R'Beth as there are 77 books within the pages of the Q’R'Beth. For years the only way to be able to read any copies of the Q’R'Beth was to join the faith and become a priest, but now on the Q’R'Beth website passages from the book will be make available to the public. As it would be a costly project to publish the book and sell it to the public since it was a work of fiction this might never happen as I doubt very many people would buy it any way, but it has some good stories in it and reads much like “The Lord of the Rings” although there is also lots of magic spells and science fiction in its pages some might find it an interesting book to own and read.

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Posted: 22 August 2007 06:29 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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I looked on some of those links and I discovered that you weren’t the founder of the hitteon faith.  Apparently it’s the oldest religion in the world wink

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Posted: 22 August 2007 08:02 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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red face You’ve absolutely right as I was just the modern day prophet Proctor Bella the Third. But Beleasa came to me one night out of the blue (actually out of the black because it was night time) and told me that I had lived before (she was partly right as I had once been a born again Christian) and said Aradia (who?) had sent her to inform me that a long lost religion (it should have stayed lost) that had been around for five thousand years was now hidden and its holy book was hidden deep under ground and therefore could not be retrieved (ho hum where is this leading to?) and there fore divine spirits (where have I heard this one before?) were going to bring me the truth of all things (sure and the moon is made of green cheese) in a book called the Q’R'Beth (pronounced cah-raw-bet) and it would take me years to complete because several divine spirits would bring it to me (hey divine spirits need a day off too) and in the mean while I was to go out and bring in followers (she never mentioned anything about leaders so I stayed away from the Republican Party members) and after they were to join I was to ordain them into the priesthood (which I took to mean the priest had to wear hoods or they were to be hoods) and to call this religion Hitteon (yeah right.) Anyway after she left a dude by the name of Uzzek came calling, said he was one of the big shot divine spirits (right and I suppose Bush is next to God.) Any way he had me start writing Book One which starts out in suras (ancient Arabic for verse or part). And Book One went right on through to Book Fifteen and then the books got really strange names pronounced only in the Lemurian language (which Hatu and some other strange sounding named divine spirits taught me after I finished off a couple of bottles of home made mead wine.) And before I knew it here I had a labor of love of writing the 1065 page “holy” or actually holely better describes it, book. It took me from 1977 to 2005 to finish it and place it on CD’s which were stolen by one of the excommunicated members who had sat on the Holy High Council of Caliphs in the re-organized church after Hanna the Horrible seized power in 1987 in a coup and went off with the Holy Orthodox Hitteon Church to North Carolina and I changed the name to the Holy Hitteon Faith Church. Then one of her groups split off to start the Reorganized Holy Orthodox Hitteon church. Then the Circle of Caliphs was started by another group that wanted nothing to do with any of the other groups. Then some group in California started the Temple of Enlightenment and some guy in New England started his own church and another guy in New York. And all of these groups were quarreling with Hanna or another group trying to gain power and make money. Any way I quit for awhile dropping out of sight to see what would happen and plenty happened to make me decide to pull the plug and say it was all a hoax to end it all.

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But a lot of people never believed me anyway and I was informed that it was still going strong. It was pretty much a secret church as I used that as an excuse that you had to join it before you were able to receive the “secret teachings” from the holy book, but some splinter groups went on the net anyway. I have dozens of tapes and books from the Temple of Light after a high priest in my church got them for me.

SURA 1: In the beginning there was the thought. The thought was pure energy. The thought thought of its self and knew who it was, but knew it was alone. The Thought thought of other things. It dreamed dreams and the dreams became things. The Thought knew its power and thought more things and all that the Thought thought so it became. And all that there is the Thought thought and so it became.

SURA 2: Before the Thought there was void and from the void the Thought formed from nothingless.

SURA 3: The Thought knew who it was and it was all that there was. From the Thought was manifested all that there is, for all that there is, is the Thought. All of creation is the manifestation of the Thought and the Thought is all that there is.

SURA 4: In the beginning the Creator made everything perfect and all that the Creator so made was perfect.

SURA 5: The Thought became the Creator of all that there is. The Thought became Aradia for Aradia is the Creator.

Well you get the picture as to why anyone would believe in the religion. I will try to list all of the books of both the old and new covenant which is like the old and new testament of the bible on these posts to give you an idea of its content.

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Posted: 23 August 2007 09:37 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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from Book Two of the Q’R'Beth:

SURA 1: I Aradia am both male and female, both positive and negative and I have created all there is in my own image.

SURA 2: When man is first born there is two spirits in him but one is called the soul and the other the spirit. One is positive and one is negative. If that man goes through life in a positive way the spirits shall merge as one and shall come unto me, but if he is negative he shall live in mental torment and will not know who he is.

SURA 3: If a human is born female their male spirit is negative. If a human is born a male their female spirit is negative.

Sura 4: Everything that I have created I have done by numbers. The first number is me, the second number is my creation, the third number is two spirits in one flesh. The fourth number is four directions, the fifth number is the number of man, the sixth number is positive and negative force. The seventh number is the sun, the eighth number is for life, the ninth number is for perfection, the tenth number is for the earth, eleventh number is for the animals, the twelfth number is for spirits and the thirteenth number is for Hod.

SURA 5: By the numbers I thought, each one in order by what I thought.

SURA 6: My abode is called Aka, for it is the perfect place, never changing. If you live in my abode you can think thoughts as I do and so it will become. There are three levels in my abode. The first is my house which is more vast than all of the cosmos. The second level is my garden which I have reserved for my saints. The third level is the outer kingdom which is Summerland where one waits for their rebirth.

SURA 7: If one does not reach Aka they will go to Hod which is the kingdom of darkness ruled by the children of Hod.
In Hod there is pain and suffering, torment without end. I am not in Hod and those that are there will never see me for they shall be like blind men. Hod is an ugly place created by negative men.

(There are 134 verses in Book Two which goes on to say that man has the power to create devils and he has created many.)

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Posted: 24 August 2007 06:46 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Book Three:

SURA 1: When you speak to me or use your power you must chant as to chant your powers and your desires will be generated to create as I created.

SURA 2: Sounds and different tones also create things.

SURA 3: You do not have to sing to me, but if you wish to sing to the world then sing to the world for it is my creation.

SURA 4: For those that wish to exalt me I say this; drink the juice of the grape and the cherry and do it in harmony and kinsmanship and I will bless you one hundred fold.

SURA 5: What ever you do in my name I will bless you one hundred fold. If you do for your self you dofor me.

SURA 6: Go into all the world and spread the truth for which I have told you. Force upon no one my teachings but help everyone in need, be kind and positive and there will be those who will ask after your ways.

SURA 7: I am your creator, your teacher, and your friend, for I am Aradia, for as Aradia I am the one thought, for Aradia is the Thought, Aradia means “the Thought.”

(There is 193 verse to Book Three.)

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Posted: 24 August 2007 09:54 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Book Four is mainly about the priesthood, so I will skip that book.
Here is from Book Five which has 60 Verses (Book Four has 82 verses.)

SURA 1: In the beginning of the earth there were no humans upon the land for the animal people ruled the earth.

SURA 2: There was a planet called Aden by which the Ammoggians and the Lemurians were in power. The Luttites and the Juliacts went to war against the Amoggians and the Lemurians, and their weapons were as powerful as the sun and they destroyed their planet and had to flee in great airships.

SURA 3: Only three thousand of the people of Aden made the journey to earth. They orbited about the earth for many seasons as the earth was not yet ready for man to set foot upon.

SURA 4: The chief of the human people was called Yohod who was a Lemurian. He selected Abam an Amoggian who was very wise to go upon the face of the earth in a beautiful garden with plenty to eat and prepare the way for the rest of the humans.

SURA 5: Yohod took Abam to the earth from the great round sphere that served as their sky home for many seasons and explored the surface of the earth. Yohod told him all was safe to eat except a certain fungi which if he ate he would die.

SURA 6: After Abam had lived upon the face of the earth for some time he became lonely and called upon Yohod to send him a woman. Yohod then sent Ova another Amoggian to stay with Abam.

SURA 7: Abam and Ova stayed upon the face of the earth for many seasons preparing for the others to live upon the earth.

SURA 8: Lucshur the second in command of the sky ship told Yohod they did not wish to remain in the sky ship any longer and wanted to go to the earth to live. Yohod told him the time was not yet right.

SURA 9: Lucshur gathered together as many as would follow him and arose against Yohod and his people while they slept. Yohod awoke and there was a great battle in which Yohod over came the enemy. Yohod placed Lucshur and his followers in a smaller sky ship that looked like a large serpent and sent them into outer darkness.

SURA 10: Lucshur turned the sky ship around toward the earth with the help of his followers and landed upon the earth near where Abam and Ova were living.

(From here it is pretty much like the story of Adam and Eve with Lucshur talking Ova into eating the forbidden fungi and she saw visions and became as smart as the creator and told Abam about it and he too ate some and became enlightened as well. When Yohod found out about it he ordered them into exile. Then the book goes on to describe the settling of the earth and the various tribes and the ancient countries.)

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Posted: 27 August 2007 06:19 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Book Six:

SURA 1: Each of my creation has a different energy level. The levels are by number. To receive energy from those levels you must touch them with the finger tips of both hands. Five degrees of energy are with all flowering plants except the rose which is fifteen degrees. All rodents, all small birds and some grasses except the bamboo which is twenty degrees. Fifteen of energy is with all serpents except the cobra which is thirty degrees. All fish, all dogs and larger birds except the eagle which is sixty degrees. Twenty five degrees of energy is with all large plants and some trees except the blue spruce which is seventy five degrees. Most large animals except the bear and elephant which is eighty degrees. Fifty degrees of energy is in all rocks, gems and water. Seventy five degrees of energy is in all large trees, animals and gases. Ninety five degrees of energy is in all humans, fire, clay, minerals, air and gold.

SURA 2: Different sounds have different energy levels. The sounds: A, ah, all and at have the highest energy levels. O.oh,or, ol,ooy and hoy have the second highest energy levels. Qah, cah, go, kan, op and klah have the third highest energy levels.

SURA 3: Humans are not one person alone but are made up of many beings, the blood cells are an intelligence within their own world. Each cell of the body is its own intelligence. All these intelligence are in harmony with the brain and the brain is in harmony with the rest of the body. You do not own your body, it is shared by many other intelligence including your spirit and your soul.
I have created you and your body, it is therefore my creation.

SURA 5: If you misuse your body you misuse me for your bodies belong to me. I have lent you this place to dwell in, take care of this place.

(Then there are 25 more verse on health and herbs which I got from folk medicine my family used growing up.)

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Posted: 28 August 2007 11:31 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Book Seven:

SURA 1: In order to reach the point of mastering the entire teachings of the Q’R'Beth one must actually practice them and understand them.

SURA 2: In order to do that one must think as their creator and not as a man thinks.

SURA 3: In order to do that man must turn his thinking inside out.

SURA 4: In order to do that he must think in the opposite terms he now thinks.

SURA 5: To be a master is to be God.

SURA 6: There are three levels to enlightenment in which in the last level you become a master.

SURA 7: The first level is the enlightenment of realization as to what and how to reach the second level. The second level is called Total Enlightenment whereas you fully understand the teachings. The third level which is known as Enlightenment of God is the final level.

SURA 8: In order to get to the first level which is known as the Enlightenment of Nhjv (nah-rah) is to connect to your creator.

SURA 9: In order to reach the first level you must fully understand what God is and is not.

SURA 10: You must also know what the Holy Trinity is and is not.

SURA 11: You must know who and what you are.

SURA 12: You must know what the spirit is and is not.

SURA 13: You must know what the soul is and is not.

SURA 14: You must know what Yama is and is not.

(There are 441 other verses in Book Seven which gets deeper and deeper into the subject in order to get a person to completely fall for the Q’R'Beth in order to fully accept it as “the truth and nothing but the truth.” It is how you convince some one if it sounds too fantastic to believe then perhaps it is true.)

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Posted: 29 August 2007 05:56 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Book Eight:

SURA 1: Everyone is born with implanet powers or gifts as Aradia gives them.

SURA 2: These gifts are many.

SURA 3: These gifts consist of both arcane or hidden knowledge and the powers of the creator him self.

SURA 4: These gifts if not given would leave everyone as an animal.

SURA 5: Those with lowly animal qualities function in a confused state.

SURA 6: Liars, swindlers and thieves run in the animalmode.

SURA 7: The gifts you have are powerful.

SURA 8: The gifts you have alone will give you all your needs.

SURA 9: These gifts are implanted in you within six weeks of being born or within the seventh month of being in the womb.

SURA 10: The spirit is implanted with these gifts as they come together.

SURA 11: The soul which is the intelligence comes six months in the womb but the spirit is attached by the invisible cord to the soul.

SURA 12: Therefore these gifts act as a master key to turn on your god power.

SURA 13: Aradia hath said that to misuse any of these gifts will destroy you because they come directly from Aradia.

SURA 14: Whatever you learn from the Q’R'Beth you must not misuse or sell or it will bring you to your knees and make you less than you are.

(There are another 118 verses in Book Eight which teaches how to use these powers.)

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Book Nine:

SURA 1: In each book of the Q’R'Beth there are many different things for many different persons because many different persons think differently.

SURA 2: Many times suras will be repeated in other books because although one must read every book of the Q’R'Beth only thirty five books will be all that is needed to reach the three levels of enlightenment.

SURA 3: Many books will seem to contradict others but they do not for every person a passage must be made for them and one book may only be understood for ten percent of a large area of population while ten books might be understood by one hundred percent of the population. But every other book may seem to say a diffent thing than the book before it.

(There are 56 more verses to this book that explains healing methods with certain herbs.

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Book Ten:

SURA 1: If a man seeketh a higher plain he shall find it but only by long waiting and seeking.

SURA 2: First be ye clean, positive in all thought and all action, then don thy body a cloak of red and bind a rope of gold about thy waist.

SURA 3: Stand on a high place to look north, spread out your arms, palms outward, head tilted a little backward and shout in thy loudest voice; ray ill vie dole dole vie ill ray!

SURA 4: Say then; I am the might, I command it to rain, to quench the parched earth. In the name of Aradia, Rain! Rain! Rain!

SURA 5: Then repeat; yay ill vie dole dole vie ill ray. Wait three minutes, start the ritual again every three minutes for nine times do this.

SURA 6: Cast a lodestone in the shape of an Aur (U) and fasten unto a pole unto a pole with the fingers facing skyward and then pour well water over it.

(There are 18 more verses showing how to cast spells.)

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Book Eleven:

SURA 1: I give to those that are worthy to hold my priesthood which is the priesthood of Aradia.

SURA 2: To he or she give alms to the poor or who helps the poor. I give to them and they shall not want.

SURA 3: Let it be known that the proctor shall be known as holy, as a sacred name and let all mankind call the proctor most holy, as holiness. Exalt the proctor.

SURA 4: He that becomes proctor shall die in the flesh as proctor. None shall abdicate.

(There are 43 more verses on the laws of of the priesthood and the temples of the faith.)

At this point most new converts were hooked as they begun to believe all that was written came straight from the creator.

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Posted: 29 August 2007 06:02 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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Hmmm, Abam and Ova is surely just dyslexia.  After all, God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.  Okay, so these last two statements make for an impossible Venn diagram.

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Posted: 29 August 2007 11:38 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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By the time I post the first few verses of all 77 books you will see how it is possible even for the most skeptic of theist to believe in any religion that makes great promises which of course they can not meet. Even if I do not get many replies I am going on to post all 77 books of the first few verses of each book so one can get a good idea how easy it is to dupe the masses into believing any ridiculous garbage which is my goal for posting these posts (threads?)

By the way is a post a thread and a thread a post? I just wished everyone could speak plain old English over the net because I have to learn a new language all over again.

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Posted: 30 August 2007 02:45 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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Did you ever read the PM (private mail) I sent you?  I explained threads, posts, forums, and sub-forums.  If the box at the top of the screen when you log on is green, it means you have an unread PM.  Go to it (it’s not easy to get to in this dumb program, but work on it), and read it.

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Posted: 30 August 2007 08:01 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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narwhol - 29 August 2007 06:02 PM

Hmmm, Abam and Ova is surely just dyslexia.  After all, God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.  Okay, so these last two statements make for an impossible Venn diagram.

Not really if you can convince them they are JUST stories.  Some groups already have this figured out and others like the Evangelical Fundies don’t.  Guess the later doesn’t know how to think for themselves or they enjoy wishful thinking so much that they do live by a fairy tale.

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Posted: 31 August 2007 04:02 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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Oh but you see God can actually make anybody he want to name because we are all god since god is made up anyway I can say I am God or I am Wall Kala or Timbuktu or Kalamazoo or anyone I want to be because theist teach you from children up ward that everything is make believe and it is okay to lie about fairy tales being true. In fact if a Fundy told the truth one might think they had lost their mind because no Fundy is suppose to tell the truth until he or she becomes a “born again atheist.”

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Book Twelve:

SURA 1: Let not a creature of flesh eat other flesh or plants given other plants.

SURA 2: Plants are to get their food from animal life and animal life are to get their food from plant life.

SURA 3: I made man to live for a thousand years but because he misuses his body he only lives one tenth of that time.

SURA 4: Man can not create life so he shall not remove it either.

SURA 5: He who eats flesh shall loose his flesh.

SURA 6: Eat of grains, the herbs, the fruits and live long.

SURA 7: Inhale not of burning grasses or drink of fermented juices.

SURA 8: Put not wrong things in your body least ye become ill.

(There are 25 more verses in Book Twelve on health, using your mental powers and every day advice.)

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Book Thirteen:

SURA 1:Each animal, human, plant, retile, bird and mineral have a counter part in the other which enhances each others’ power.
Each also has a color which enhances their power. Of the races of man, the black man and the tiger his color is red.
The brown man and the lion his color is yellow. The yellow man and the cobra his color orange. The olive man and the camel his color green. The white man and the eagle his color is gold. The bear and silver. The horse and brown. The ape and black. The elephant and blue. The ox and white. The sheep and pink. The goat and purple. The bull ox and rose. The chicken and green. The whale and gray.

SURA 2: When I made the earth I held it together with my power. There are places upon the earth which my power can be felt greater than other places. These places are in Aadala, in Arata, Coatluzen, Bhomohla, Chota Hotz, Verrius and Serfian.

SURA 3: I also made places upon the earth that man should not live upon as these places were reserved for the animals. These places are near where Atlantis once was, nearth the south of Og, near the coast of Azzaia, west of Mu, the land of Gog, the land of Magog, the land of Abulua and the mountains of Amaraksa. If any human lives upon these places he will die.

SURA 4: There are chosen places also upon the earth that are better to live than all other places. They are; Edan, Moarisland, Amoggialand, Lemuria, Sumura, Scerfis, Amarra, Amaraka, Madanna and Orzorra.

SURA 5: A time shall come within twenty thousand seasons that the great change again comes to the earth, for this time the earth shall roll over. The oceans shall leave their beds, the mountains shall become awash of them. The valleys and hills shall cease to exist as they shall know them.

(There are 30 more verses of Book Thirteen on prophesies of the end times.)

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Posted: 31 August 2007 06:08 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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Holely Goat - 31 August 2007 04:02 PM

Oh but you see God can actually make anybody he want to name because we are all god since god is made up anyway I can say I am God or I am Wall Kala or Timbuktu or Kalamazoo or anyone I want to be because theist teach you from children up ward that everything is make believe and it is okay to lie about fairy tales being true. In fact if a Fundy told the truth one might think they had lost their mind because no Fundy is suppose to tell the truth until he or she becomes a “born again atheist.”

Well, I hope you don’t mind if I don’t worship you.  By that same token, I can say we are all gods in the making.  Thus, I am a goddess.  :D You can worship and adore me from afar if you like, if not, I’ll just move on.

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