I have personally used a large magnet to eliminate infections in my throat on three occasions. On each occasion, the infection was gone within a week.
I had a cold in December. Really bad one. Had me in bed for two days feeling sorry for myself. On the third day I bought a bottle of tequila. Three days later the tequila was gone and so was my cold, therefore tequila cures the common cold. Or maybe the cold had run its course and my body fought off the germs. In any case, I enjoyed the tequila.
I just love the tequila theory. Next time I’m under the weather, I’ll try some smooth, tasty liquor to knock out those blues.
In fact, I think I will put a magnet inside a tequila bottle, instead of a worm, and sell it as a miracle magnetized tonic. I will then throw some rumors online that the government has been trying to suppress my ancient underground miracle cure for ages, which will send idiots flocking to purchase it at exorbitant prices.
And of course, everyone who drinks the magnetic tequila will feel better and declare the product a success. Unless they drink too much and get a hangover, at which time I will announce that they had toxins in their body, and my product is simply expelling them. They will nod in agreement, purchase more, and continue recommending my miracle magnetic booze to their friends.