Praise Jesus! I’ve made up my mind this time! I don’t care what anyone says or thinks. I join millions of Christians in proclaiming the fact that Jesus is Lord, and I have PROOF! See my new hastily assembled Christian website for my story and the details!
Be sure to turn your speakers down to a low volume. I apologize for my faith very loudly!
I love Him! I love Him! I love Him! Bless the Lord! O, Glory!