Looking back on some of my posts here and on other sites, it is striking how angry I get when nonsense like this Islamic Creationist and his book tombs appear. That he was able to get a front page article on Tuesday 17th March in the Wall Street Journal again riles me no end. But when I think about it, this isn’t the way to go at all.
What makes these idiots and the ones in the U.S. angry? What makes them look as if they are the amateurs? Does it really bother them if I get angry, or if you get angry? Or if Richard Dawkins gets angry? No, in fact it shows them that somehow, in spite of their ignorance and stupidity they are making inroads.
One thing that I find that makes fools upset is laughter. If you and I told Mr. Oktar he is a comedian and we all laughed ourselves sick at his dumb nonsense, how would he feel? How would his followers feel? Would you follow a leader who is laughed at wherever he goes?
In the article in the Wall Street Journal it was pointed out that his latest book is full of basic mistakes - not mistakes in scientific reasoning (and there are plenty of those) but basic, stupid errors. The one i liked most of all was his photograph of a caddis fly which turns out to be a trout fly with its hook sticking out of it, and its feathers, and all that. What a laugh! Point it out! Put it on websites that are not banned! Ask how such a stupid mistake can be made in a book about science? Laugh at the fool!
I also played around (and I’m not good at it - I do not even try to claim this) with some words which might be described as a satirical piece - perhaps if we all laughed at this dumb, brainless fool, and encouraged others to laugh at him instead of getting angry and seeing doom at the end of his book series, we might get somewhere - and feel better about ourselves, too. So here is my simplistic shot at a laugh…...
Homo Sapiens Sapiens/Homo Erectus Missing Link (Transitional Fossil) Discovered and Identified
*Balnibarbi, *Laputa, Turkey, March 17, 2009
A late form of what was thought to be the fossil remains of a fossil of Homo Erectus (early man) was recently discovered in the mountains of Turkey. Named *Houyhnhnm *Yahoo (also Harun Yahya and Adnan Oktar) by local tribesmen, he is a very old form of the *Struldbrug tribe and he differs from his later linked Homo Sapiens Sapiens through his inability to communicte intelligibly, and through the size and weight of his brain (a walnut-size appendage weighing about ten ounces).
Reminded of the strong need to maintain a clear scientific approach to this discovery, and the admonitions of his first science teacher, **“In this life, we want nothing but Facts, sir; nothing but Facts!”, the discoverer from Turkey identified the fossil as such:
“Bi-ped, stunted in physical growth and intelligence, omniverous, able to stand upright (sometimes), talks gibberish about creationism, lies (often), was discovered trying to think in the deep reaches of Turky’s ignorance. Any pretence at thought was soon lost when it was realized that he was a fossil from a time before Homo Sapiens Sapiens had learned to think for hmself.”
*Jonathan Swift, “Gulliver’s Travels.”
**Charles Dickens, “Hard Times,” Chapter 3, “Murdering The Innocents.”