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Posted: 15 October 2008 03:24 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 31 ]
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Posted: 15 October 2008 03:33 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 32 ]
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Heheh - that’s cute wink

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Posted: 16 October 2008 09:33 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 33 ]
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I know this isn’t clever or creative, but sometimes it’s the real-life stuff that is the funniest.

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Posted: 16 October 2008 03:15 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 34 ]
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LOL Speaking of all the faces McCain makes, here is a totally biased, ridiculous and funny compilation of all the funny faces McCain made during the debate - compressed into a minute long clip and set to the music from the old Benny Hill show:

Pharyngula - Which one will you be voting for?

Silliness at its best.

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Posted: 17 October 2008 05:27 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 35 ]
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McCain AND Obama attended a charity dinner last night and each roasted themselves AND each other. Priceless!

McCain, Obama roast each other at charity dinner

Said Obama: “Contrary to the rumors you have heard, I was not born in a manger. I was actually born on Krypton and sent here by my father, Jor-el, to save the planet Earth,” a reference to Superman.” ...Then, pausing and looking around, he said, “Could somebody tell me what happened to the Greek columns that I requested?”

Said McCain: “...What they don’t know is that Joe the Plumber recently signed a very lucrative contract with a wealthy couple to handle all the work on all seven of their houses,” McCain said, drawing laughter with the reference to his property holdings.”

The two men spoke at the 63rd annual Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation Dinner, a charity event organized by the Catholic Archdiocese of New York for the benefit of needy children. An estimated $4 million was raised.

The event often draws politicians as speakers and, by long tradition, presidential candidates appear as headliners every four years. In this case, the evening of humor came one night after an intense final debate of the presidential campaign.

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Posted: 17 October 2008 08:34 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 36 ]
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It is held every four years, sponsored by the Catholic Diocese. It was canceled 4 years ago, because the bishops did not want to invite pro choice catholic Kerry to the event, so they canceled it. It looks as if they have no problem with the clearly pro choice but not catholic Obama. What hypocrites!

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Church; where sheep congregate to worship a zombie on a stick that turns into a cracker on Sundays…

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Posted: 17 October 2008 10:37 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 37 ]
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Go figure!  smirk

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Posted: 20 October 2008 11:50 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 38 ]
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I got a kick out of this.  It is a flash-based site that lets you click around to give you a picture of what a Palin Presidency would look like.  Apparently they update it regularly.

Remember you have to click to make things happen.

Palin-As-President

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Posted: 24 October 2008 03:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 39 ]
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Latest Saturday Night Live clip - good for a chuckle!

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Posted: 26 October 2008 03:09 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 40 ]
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Funny skit taking place in the near future - Canada creates a special immigration plan for “elite liberals” to all move north. Complete with super-friendly Mountie handing out gift baskets. They’ll take all the “elitists” America doesn’t want! Special consideration to those in certain industries and those earning over $100K per year.

“Canada - liberal, secular, and not as cold as you think!”

C’mon, Move to Canada!

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Posted: 26 October 2008 07:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 41 ]
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Jules - 26 October 2008 03:09 PM

“Canada - liberal, secular, and not as cold as you think!”

C’mon, Move to Canada!

Love it!

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Posted: 27 October 2008 05:56 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 42 ]
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Canada is okay. Except for the horribly maintained highways, the long wait for an MRI and the difficulty finding a family doctor. And yes, the winters are endless. Also, if you smoke, be ready to pay $10 per pack of cigarettes.

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Posted: 27 October 2008 07:43 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 43 ]
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Oh George, we can dream about the magical land of Canada, can’t we?  wink

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Posted: 27 October 2008 07:55 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 44 ]
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Jules - 27 October 2008 07:43 AM

Oh George, we can dream about the magical land of Canada, can’t we?  wink

Yes,and soon we will only be able to dream.I live only 20 miles from the border.I used to like going to Canada to ride my motorcycle,or visit a friend.Or,simply to enjoy the right to travel to another country,one which I have always been fond of.
The restrictive measures that are being emplaced on the border are lunatic.We now need modified drivers licenses or IDs to secure entry in or out of Canada.I have been delayed,questioned,harried and even searched a few times returning to the US.The border agents are either trained to be,or are personally malevolent towards their own citizens.Many people I have spoken with,have encountered these exact same treatments.The Canucks are following suit in their own border check points.
I haven’t crossed over in awhile(2 yrs.)and I don’t intend to,because I don’t like the Gestapo feeling of the Border Patrol.

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Row row row your boat gently down the stream.  Merrily Merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream!

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Posted: 02 November 2008 12:27 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 45 ]
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So I found this site, totallylookslike.com and it’s got some funny comparisons on there.  Here are some of the political ones:

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HERE’s another compilation of some funny ones.

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