Sarah Palin has picked out an All-American set of names for her children. There’s Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, and Piper.

Ever wonder, What would your name be if Sarah Palin was your mother? Well now you can find out!

http://politsk.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah_13.html

Good Lord.

Occam = Speck Backfire Palin
My first name = Peeler Texas Palin
My nickname = Stepper Choke Palin

Another reason to be happy that my mother wasn’t her.

Occam

UGH! 

Mriana, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:
Luger Otter Palin

I love animals, but that is a bit much for me.

My given first name, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:
Tank Dent Palin

That’s worse!

Given middle name, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:
Drink Hack Palin

I think I had best quit because it is getting worse and worse.  Whatever happened to good old Xian names.  They sound a little better than Drink Hack Palin.    Did my son’s names and they came out just as bad if not worse.  My younger son got Stockyard Mudslide Palin.  My older one was Soup Landmine Palin.

Using first name: Froth Moonshine Palin

Using middle name: Ammo Canal Palin

Haha…that was fun.

Well, it’s using some sort of program to get a name, it’s not random. I put in my name several times and got the same name each time. I did get a different name with my nickname.
Just call me Mole Valdez, or Comma Liberty as a nickname. Let me introduce two wonderful sons;Chop Meth and McCain Fortress (they were cheated, they didn’t even get an animal!).

Mriana - 01 October 2008 07:12 PM

Soup Landmine Palin.

Ah yes, that reminds me of my dear departed uncle, Soup Landmine Smith ...

Amos being my real given name; I am glade that Sarah Palin is not my mother or I would have been… Trowel Ogre Palin ...that would have mentever more teasing when I was a child.

Heheh that is fun. It’s an auto generator. Type 123456 instead of a name and it will give you a random name, different every time.

My turn came up as Charcoal Sniper Palin. 

It’s funny because some of them sound so much like her actual kid’s names! Do we know what the middle names of those poor children are? Hopefully they are normal, to balance out the cutesy pop-tart sounding first names.

Does anyone watch 30 Rock with Tina Fey? On that show, the ditzy-trendy receptionist announces she’s getting married and planning to have a baby. She says she is considering the name “bookcase” or “hat” for her child. I love that show! It’s hysterical - Tina Fey is the best.