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Posted: 15 November 2008 05:39 PM   [ Ignore ]
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A termite walked into a tavern and inquired,“Where’s the bartender?”

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Posted: 15 November 2008 08:45 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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And it was followed by the three legged dog who inquired, “Ah’m lookin’ fer mah paw.”

(I refuse to type my name after that. LOL  )

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Posted: 15 November 2008 09:35 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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....and the luscious blond looked at both of them, shook her mane and said…...‘hair’! LOL

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Posted: 16 November 2008 07:31 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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LOL  LOL Those were funny…..“where’s my pah?” LOL Those three critters paint a surreal picture inside that tavern.I like the Lion for a bartender.What’s her specialty “whisker sours?”

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Posted: 16 November 2008 07:17 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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I’d better stop or I’ll lose my moderator status.  LOL

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Posted: 16 November 2008 09:02 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Hounded to tell the truth at all cost, the dog pointed to the bartender and said “she’s lion!” tongue wink

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Posted: 17 November 2008 03:36 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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And the bar, having been quiet for fear of a termite attack, misunderstood at whom that declaration was directed, and said, “I’m knot.”

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