Not sure if you guys have a section for this, put I think it’s good sport and great mental exercise for people to come up with original quotes of their own to express their ideas. Who knows one day this may turn itself into a book.

“If America were truly a Chrisitan nation, there’d be no one left”

“I’m not an atheist because I’m mad, I’m an atheist because I’ve thought about it”

“I can see why the Devil is pissed, all sinners go to heaven”

“Religion is like masturbation, it should be practised in private”

want religion ~ find music

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one of these days I’m going to write an essay explaining the thought train that lead to this.
it will look at what religions does inside the person who’s plugged into it

perhaps even delve into what communion with our natural world does to the person who’s plugged into it.

Doctrine has forever been the devil’s bootstrap.

I don’t care if the horse drinks or not,I don’t want to lead him either.

I’m not sure if this is such a good idea to do such things, but I do have a couple even so, maybe more, and I do see it as a means of venting:

“Religion is a source of misery.”

“If people could stop playing “My God is better than your god” games, maybe this world and the human race will survive, instead of end with a nuke decending from the sky.”

The religious are simply sheep, unaware that their keeper will eventually lead them to slaughter.

Slaughtering brown people won’t make a christian bat an eye, but two dudes making out; you should expect a march on Washington.

Why are the most irrational angry hate filled people so convinced they can get you to buy what they are selling?

If you don’t believe in something that cant be seen, tasted, touched, or proved in any other reasonable way you deserve to suffer forever, but if you slaughter a million people but later feel some remorse you deserve to be happy forever.

I have great respect for God because He must have a lower opinion of religion than I do.

It’s one of those omniscient things.

psik

To take off of my wife’s comment about me long ago:    I know that I’m not god, therefore god doesn’t exist. 

Occam

To paraphrase Adam Savage of Mythbusters fame:

“I reject your reality and substitute the correct one. ”

“if there are things that are ‘beyond your understanding’, then the most you can say about them is that you don’t know. To leap from that point of truth to endorsing any specific religious belief/dogma would be the very definition of a non sequitur.”

follow us or we’ll make your life a living hell till you give in…..oh, oops that’s my family

Never underestimate a human’s propensity for self deception.

islamofascism - when 14th century thinking meets 21st century weapons.

Why congregate/create groups based on beliefs/ideas that we don’t/can’t know the ‘answer’ to.......

when it would be MUCH more beneficial to congregate based on realities that affect ALL of us?

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Facts about Jesus:

*He’s a zombie

*He’s his own father

*He died but not really he said “I’ll be back”

*He came back as a spooky ghost/zombie to play jokes on his friends

*He communicates with his followers through telekinesis

*He endorses cannibalism

*He is less dense than water

*He knows when you’ve been bad or good so be good for goodness sake!

*He liked to make stuff out of wood

*Great to have at a party because he can make infinite alcohol and than do magic to entertain you

*He likes people to carry around replicas of the device that killed him

*He impregnated his mother

*Loves Hookers

*Hates scientists (they are always disproving him)

*Proved Pi=3

*blows up cities that piss him off

*likes for his followers to be sheep