One of the funniest (non-offensive) religious jokes I have ever heard:
Jesus and Moses at the golf course. Coming to a water hazard Jesus pulls out a nine iron. Moses tells Jesus that it would be better to use a seven iron, cause only an Arnold Palmer could hit such a shot with a nine iron. Jesus replies that he can do this, tees up and strikes the ball, which does fall in the water hazard. Jesus asks Moses to retrieve the ball, wherupon Moses parts the water and retrieves the ball.
Jesus tees up the ball and addresses it with the nine iron. Moses, in dismay, tells Jesus to not use a nine iron cause only an Arnold Palmer could hit such a shot. Jesus stubbornly insists he can do this and strikes the ball, which again falls short into the water. Again Jesus asks Moses to retrieve the ball and Moses reluctantly complies, parts the water and retrieves the ball.
Yet again Jesus tees up the ball and addresses it with a nine iron. In exasperation Moses exclaims that only an Arnold Palmer could hit such a shot, but Jesus ignores the advice and strikes the ball, which for the third time ends up in the water. Jesus asks Moses to retrieve the ball once more, but Moses demurs and tells Jesus to get his own ball, whereupon Jesus walks on the surface of the water toward the spot where the ball disappeared.
Another foursome approach the water hazard and seeing this spectacle one exclaims, “Look, who does this guy think he is? Jesus Christ??”
Moses turns to the foursome and responds, “Actually that is Jesus, he just thinks he is Arnold Palmer.”
