My god its real, DM you will live forever!
I love it when people get together to share some laughs about a book. Remember the gospel story about how Jesus produced all the loaves and fishes and wine for the party? Now how are you gonna sell the idea of a new god to people without demonstrating that he loves a good party! Party to the people!
Damn, I’m so torn, breaking my own advice by talking about a Bible story, but with a good opportunity to have some fun with it… mocking instinct is strong… must resist the mock…
How many Sons of God does it take to screw in a light bulb… Huh! If a bright idea ever came from the Bible I’d faint…
no, no more mocking… must stay away from Bible stories… arrrrhhh the struggle…
If you laid Bibles out around the equator, how many Bibles would it take to spread all around the world?... If you people don’t stop buying and reading the silly thing, we might really find out the answer…
AAAGGGHHHH!