Well it looks like the “Historic” Health Care Legislation is going to amount to deep discounts on Band-Aids, cough syrup, unbreakable combs, and all Dr. Scholl’s products.
In other news, the Government managed to enact tougher laws limiting the amount of time passengers can sit in a plane on the tarmac. Now that’s Government for the people!!
Yeah, I feel a lot better knowing I don’t have to worry about overflowing toilets on an airliner. For its next act, Congress will investigate the college Bowl Championship Series.